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crimhead
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Posted: August 02 2009 at 10:01 |
George Bush smells of BenGay,Geritol and adult diapers that are heavily soiled from his lack of bowel control that have been sitting in a refuse dumpster for a week due to the indifference of the local trash collection company that will not pick them up till they have gotten their payment in full.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 03 2009 at 18:24 |
BenGay,Geritol and adult diapers that are heavily soiled from his lack of bowel control that have been sitting in a refuse dumpster for a week due to the indifference of the local trash collection company that will not pick them up till they have gotten their payment in full smells like George W. Bush
Edited by el dingo - August 03 2009 at 18:24
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crimhead
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Posted: August 03 2009 at 19:43 |
George W. Bush smells of failed policies and corporate wellfare that is passed on to his buddies yet not reported by right wing talking head nut jobs.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 04 2009 at 02:59 |
Failed policies and corporate wellfare that is passed on to his buddies yet not reported by right wing talking head nut jobs smells like cartel politics gone crazy
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 04 2009 at 03:04 |
Cartel politics gone crazy smells like a political adult film series competing with Girls Gone Wild with minor success.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 04 2009 at 12:43 |
A political adult film series competing with Girls Gone Wild with minor success smells of another idea from the movie studios of Vompatti only to be destined for the bargain bin of your local video store.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 04 2009 at 12:47 |
Another idea from the movie studios of Vompatti only to be destined for
the bargain bin of your local video store smells like a 4-hour religious movie with long shots of Winona Ryder walking in the rain looking sad and a soundtrack by
Einstürzende Neubauten.
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crimhead
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Posted: August 04 2009 at 15:51 |
A 4-hour religious movie with long shots of Winona Ryder walking in the rain looking sad and a soundtrack by Einstürzende Neubauten.smells like it should have been made by Tim Burton.
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 04 2009 at 15:53 |
It should have been made by Tim Burton smells like most things made by someone else than Tim Burton.
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Posted: August 04 2009 at 20:52 |
Most things made by someone else other than Tim Burton (who should've made it) smells too often like forced whimsy.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 05 2009 at 03:11 |
Forced whimsy smells like a poem written by Edward Lear in a very uncreative mood on a very bad day
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 05 2009 at 08:58 |
A poem written by Edward Lear in a very uncreative mood on a very bad day smells like a better dirty limerick than I will ever write.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 05 2009 at 17:58 |
A better dirty limerick than I will ever write smells like it begins with the line: There was a young girl from The Niger...
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Bitterblogger
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Posted: August 05 2009 at 20:13 |
A limerick that begins with the line "There was a young girl from The Niger" smells like its related to a Nantucket offspring
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el dingo
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Posted: August 06 2009 at 02:32 |
Its related to a Nantucket offspring ![Censored Censored](http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley35.gif) smells like Sleighrides, Mountains, large guitarists, tinny keyboards and a rather good producer playing bass
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Posted: August 06 2009 at 02:37 |
Smells like the tacos el dingo ate for dinner last night
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el dingo
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Posted: August 06 2009 at 03:23 |
The tacos el dingo ate for dinner last night smells like something from a Mexican cantina that El Dingo has never visited as he has not, repeat not, ever even been to Mexico
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 06 2009 at 03:28 |
Something from a Mexican cantina that El Dingo has never visited as he has not, repeat not, ever even been to Mexico smells like that sounds strange coming from a Mexican.
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el dingo
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Posted: August 06 2009 at 03:32 |
That sounds strange coming from a Mexican smells like something smelling strange coming from a Mexican
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 06 2009 at 03:34 |
Something smelling strange coming from a Mexican smells like partially digested tacos and tequila.
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