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Points: 8548 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 02 2006 at 09:59
Gartens got a PURDY MOUTH
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Oh Lard please      

Deliver me

From the Methane !!!!!!!
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LOL
Funny, very funny !! Clap
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The Post of the year
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 06 2006 at 07:39
You Swines! You damned hateful, spiteful swines!

+++sob+++

Flounces out of room, melodramatically throwing feather boa over left shoulder of brand new risque (and deleriously fetching) cerise lamee party frock, trips over trailing end & falls face first into hi-fi unit, simultaneously scratching only copy of "Barbara Streisand Sings Opeth", squashing faithful pink dyed poodle "Foo-Foo" and breaking a nail...


"AAaaaaaggghhhh! - my nails! my nails!"

Runs frantically (yet still coquettishly...) for the bedroom, and the only comfort in these cruel times - his signed copy of Liza Minelli's magnum opus: "Cabaret For Proggers - The Pallas Years"...

"Liza, Liza - nobody understands!"

Dramatically throws arm over forehead for that tragic maiden look, misses balance & falls off bed, knocking over zircon encrusted combination bidet/commode/makeup bag, and lands legs akimbo with his head in the ashtray.

"Bugger"


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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 06 2006 at 08:19
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:



Runs frantically (yet still coquettishly...) for the bedroom, and the only comfort in these cruel times - his signed copy of Liza Minelli's magnum opus: "Cabaret For Proggers - The Pallas Years"...

"Liza, Liza - nobody understands!"

Dramatically throws arm over forehead for that tragic maiden look, misses balance & falls off bed, knocking over zircon encrusted combination bidet/commode/makeup bag, and lands legs akimbo with his head in the ashtray.

"Bugger"

 
Ha!
 
 
 
ErmmI think "slim shaven limbs akimbo" would work well there, Jimberly.
 
 
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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