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Man With Hat 
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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 Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:37 |
 Atavachron wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
Bad Calendar Ideas # 6,310 - Regurgitated Fish of Sula Nebouxii |
Made my grandmother an expressionist painter. |
And yet she'd hide your grandfather's glasses and hated Asians. Go figure.
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In fairness, the Chinese did make her the leader of the communist party and then reneged on the deal once they grew sunflowers.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:44 |
Off at Tangents Double-Classic #12
Atavachron wrote:
Whistling with Walter: Behind the Worst Play Ever Written |
Atavachron wrote:
It turns out misery loves cheese. |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:46 |
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Wouldn't it be nice if I could be superfluous.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:47 |
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^ Don't you think you'd be happier if you were extraneous?
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:48 |
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Phytochemicals are to politics what Habeas Corpus is to a lemonade stand.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:52 |
Atavachron wrote:
^ Don't you think you'd be happier if you were extraneous?
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I'm thinking more in terms of super powers.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:53 |
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Would it be wrong of me to defecate on a woodshop teacher?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 22:56 |
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Bugs on My Nipples: The Graham Norton Story
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 23:19 |
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Cheryl played butt shuffle for 5 nights straight.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 23:28 |
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Tradition is only meaningful when you are dead.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64700
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Posted: September 30 2015 at 23:35 |
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Seven minutes ago I was not farting.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 00:12 |
Sell me a car, or a rock, they serve the same purpose (to counsel drug addicts).
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 00:42 |
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#1 hits of the 10s #9908: Horny For A Fatwa - Renegade Satan
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 01:02 |
Kingdom of the retched anuses.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 02:17 |
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Soufflé crematorium.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 06:18 |
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The museum knocked on my door. I pretended not to be home.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 06:19 |
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Unreasonable corn always ends as sexy havoc.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 06:20 |
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If you can get your budget past the dog, you'll be in good shape and will be in line for Big Mac coupons.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 06:22 |
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Your can corner the market on truck tires, but you can't have your Rubik's cube arrive on a sunbeam.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 49166
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 06:23 |
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Stanley wanted to fart so bad that he started feeding sauerkraut into his digestive system from the other end.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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