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Posted: October 01 2015 at 06:25
So you're into coffee tables too?
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 10:06
Evander Holyfield is the only thing that can power this rocket.
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 10:14
All dreams end. Usually covered in vomit or seaweed.
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 13:37
My entire life is medical tubing.
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 15:31
Somebody clamped the anus first.
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 18:58
Spank me again, with the tongues of the wicked.
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 19:08
Take off your clothes, put on this gun.
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Posted: October 01 2015 at 23:37
Stella was ashamed to poop, so she died when her colon exploded.
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 00:06
Oft forgotten saints #851: Unu, the patron saint of edible underwear
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 08:07
One of the highlights of Alice's life was the time she carefully farted into Dorothy's ear.
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 08:08
Do you have a milk sponsor? I'm closing my cheeks.
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 08:10
Whistling at jellies will only get you in trouble with the remnants of the Dinah Shore show.
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 08:11
The latest fad occurring all across corporate America is the taking of meeting minutes in "cuckoo" language.
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 08:13
If your sores are flexible enough to read Weed Whacking Digest, chances are you can save the band-aids.
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 08:16
In case you're wondering about what happens around here on weekends...
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Posted: October 02 2015 at 10:06
That an abnormal penis growth if I've ever seen one.
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