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That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.

I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.

We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 

My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 

It's a shiv. 

The sea turtle is a verb.

The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.

I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.

We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 

My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 

It's a shiv. 

The sea turtle is a verb.

The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 

I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.
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that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
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and please apologize in a haiku
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Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


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It's part of a foot journey.


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You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


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I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


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The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


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A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


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Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


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I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


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More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

cut it out you two! too many straight lines, too little nonsense in between them!
and please apologize in a haiku

what a heterophobe...disliking straight lines.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.

I had a multiplication table for breakfast!
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that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
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That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.

I had a multiplication table for breakfast!

Don't show off for the magistrate! 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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cut it out you two! too many straight lines, too little nonsense in between them!
and please apologize in a haiku

what a heterophobe...disliking straight lines.
you best watch out, or I'll set you straighter than you can imagine!
but I mean, you gotta draw the straight lines somewhere...
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.

I had a multiplication table for breakfast!

Don't show off for the magistrate! 

Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.
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if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


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I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


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My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


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I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


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Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


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My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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cut it out you two! too many straight lines, too little nonsense in between them!
and please apologize in a haiku

what a heterophobe...disliking straight lines.
you best watch out, or I'll set you straighter than you can imagine!
but I mean, you gotta draw the straight lines somewhere...

if you don't live in a world with only curved lines you are a horrible person who deserves to have their tongue removed and fed to a vulture 
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This induces sneezing.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

cut it out you two! too many straight lines, too little nonsense in between them!
and please apologize in a haiku

what a heterophobe...disliking straight lines.
you best watch out, or I'll set you straighter than you can imagine!
but I mean, you gotta draw the straight lines somewhere...

if you don't live in a world with only curved lines you are a horrible person who deserves to have their tongue removed and fed to a vulture 
vultures gotta eat I guess and as far as I know I taste pretty good
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.

Every road leads to a peninsula.
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I didn't have enough postage.


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That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


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You own the newsroom.


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They helped me with the zip codes.


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Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.

Every road leads to a peninsula.

All the puddles around me. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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cut it out you two! too many straight lines, too little nonsense in between them!
and please apologize in a haiku

what a heterophobe...disliking straight lines.
you best watch out, or I'll set you straighter than you can imagine!
but I mean, you gotta draw the straight lines somewhere...

if you don't live in a world with only curved lines you are a horrible person who deserves to have their tongue removed and fed to a vulture 
vultures gotta eat I guess and as far as I know I taste pretty good

or so you think 
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs


Underwear mucus. 


Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 


More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.


I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 


You have a nice pilot's license.


A supplanting vicarage, I think. 


We're all derived from foam.


God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.


Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.


So much for everything else. 


Let me take the snails for a walk.


All the deceptive mallets. 


Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.


That plum is the one.


A decade of cheese.


The warmer the erection, the more direct stimulus it can create. 


It's all silt and muck these days.


There is no decision to make anymore. 


More perturbations than a square root.


Never win a game without relief. 


I believe I pooped again.


If we can begin again.


This is new and not new.


I feel something moving in my intestines. 


My hairs are now arpeggiated. 


Son...you best not come around here anymore with that pickax. 


I've always wanted a year's supply of Lebanon bologna.


Someone getting almonds for christmas . Smile


Ascend the umbrella syndicate.


Donkeys in a brothel? 


This is the first of 17 listening sessions.

It blisters.


No more suitcases for you!


Blame her again and everyone will become Cambodian.


It looks like there is an access point down here.


The soap comes out hard. 


You own the newsroom.


Please assume, and please defuse. 


Another clog, another missing plunger.


If you heard the bell, you know why. 


Listen to the hash browns mumble.


Split down the middle and gashed.


They helped me with the zip codes.


Sometimes its a supernatural flow. 


Breathe like an avocado dish tank.


somebody out there needs to administer an enema 

A little farther to the right, please.


bleak is sheik 


Household muscle soap.


das moussen! 


Please pass the paprika.


Erroneous paragraphs. 


I'm congregating into one spot.


THe moves of the flame. 


I drink from the bathtub.


If we bleed, we will seethe. 


I look like a box of Cheerios.


Once harmed, we can always be harmed again. 


An alphabet trapped inside a plum bob catalog.


the smoother the buttress, the moister the fridge 


Put them all in a bowl.


And that's the true meaning of catawampus. 


Lots of cars bumping.


One type of happiness is another type of sadness. 


Another archive of scotch tape.


Each man is infinite in his own way. The scope of yesterday is forgotten. We need more towels. 


I keep losing my noses.


It might become another. 


Let's go into the refrigerator for a few hours.


Heathcliff reminds us. 


Trapped in another author jam.


My body is made of ugly gum. 


I will be a pro hammer after I graduate from hamper class.


Citronella candles and the police. 


I'm inhabited by a solar-powered calculator.


Coalescence is no crime. 


The science of fluffy atmosphere.


I can't believe we are here. 


I don't know your ironing board very well.


Become all sorts of another man. 


Believe that you're in a league of celery. 


A brew, a soup.


I'm getting remixed right now.


Wear out your condom. 


I mooed out the window again.


I'm around this time again. 


Be more like crumbs!


the sex, people! 


Parts of me are highlighted in yellow.


Moving around with the seismic curse. 


I need broth guidance.


The ass obeys. 


Now mustards have dialects.


We will bite it again and then show the truth. 


We have two zucchini breads. You're welcome to the meatballs.


Support the war, flower boy.


I'll trade you three nouns for a toaster.


We should all have a venereal  disease by now. 


My kidneys are lounging in the breakroom. 


It's a shiv. 


The sea turtle is a verb.


The right amount of hurdles for 110m. 


I need a ramp to get into my washing machine.


I cleaned.


I had a multiplication table for breakfast!


Don't show off for the magistrate! 


Run your dishwasher every night on a peninsula.


There is the Crimean war to consider.

Every road leads to a peninsula.

All the puddles around me. 

I'm doing the dishes while lying down.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

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cut it out you two! too many straight lines, too little nonsense in between them!
and please apologize in a haiku

what a heterophobe...disliking straight lines.
you best watch out, or I'll set you straighter than you can imagine!
but I mean, you gotta draw the straight lines somewhere...

if you don't live in a world with only curved lines you are a horrible person who deserves to have their tongue removed and fed to a vulture 
vultures gotta eat I guess and as far as I know I taste pretty good

or so you think 
wanna give it a try? I'll send a toe
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