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Posted: June 04 2021 at 03:42 |
Vompatti wrote:
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twseel wrote:
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The gun went off. | does that mean that you're not happy to see me? |
If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you.
| your PENIS???? |
were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'?
If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it. | absolutely disgusting of you to associate me with such vile jokes |
There is nothing vile about my penis. |
That's what she said. |
I'm not sure that your she should have a penis. |
I am completelely agree with the above | You should talk to her about it.
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 03:24 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
The gun went off. | does that mean that you're not happy to see me? |
If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you.
| your PENIS???? |
were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'?
If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it. | absolutely disgusting of you to associate me with such vile jokes |
There is nothing vile about my penis. |
That's what she said. |
I'm not sure that your she should have a penis. |
I am completelely agree with the above
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 02:36 |
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Mmmm, cake. |
face balm. |
Brain wax. |
fab tacks |
Poop nose. |
grope pose |
Fart bowl. |
Tart fowl |
Nut cake. |
Shunt rake |
Rump stake |
Clump date |
Boat crate |
Moat Slakes |
Couch shakes |
Conch awakes |
Fountain barf |
Sultan scarf |
Truck bag wharf |
Drunk sags Orff |
Bob Barker cream |
Lob baker creams |
Moo-moo cookies |
Blue goo caches |
Up-up furballs |
Tiptop narwhals |
Chewy fleabags |
Dewy skin sags |
Rowdy berms |
Snooty Sperms |
Mold turds |
Cold birds |
Armpit glaze |
Zoom hit haze |
Toad boogie |
Goad Lily |
Beamed farts |
Creamed tarts |
Please dematerialize |
Cheese crystalized
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 02:31 |
Vompatti wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
The gun went off. | does that mean that you're not happy to see me? |
If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you.
| your PENIS???? |
were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'?
If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it. | absolutely disgusting of you to associate me with such vile jokes |
There is nothing vile about my penis. |
That's what she said. |
I'm not sure that your she should have a penis.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: June 04 2021 at 01:40 |
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
The gun went off. | does that mean that you're not happy to see me? |
If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you.
| your PENIS???? |
were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'?
If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it. | absolutely disgusting of you to associate me with such vile jokes |
There is nothing vile about my penis. |
That's what she said.
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 23:27 |
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
The gun went off. | does that mean that you're not happy to see me? |
If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you.
| your PENIS???? |
were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'?
If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it. | absolutely disgusting of you to associate me with such vile jokes |
There is nothing vile about my penis.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 15:18 |
Man With Hat wrote:
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Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
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Man With Hat wrote:
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Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
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Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
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Mmmm, cake. |
face balm. |
Brain wax. |
fab tacks |
Poop nose. |
grope pose |
Fart bowl. |
Tart fowl |
Nut cake. |
Shunt rake |
Rump stake |
Clump date |
Boat crate |
Moat Slakes |
Couch shakes |
Conch awakes |
Fountain barf |
Sultan scarf |
Truck bag wharf |
Drunk sags Orff |
Bob Barker cream |
Lob baker creams |
Moo-moo cookies |
Blue goo caches |
Up-up furballs |
Tiptop narwhals |
Chewy fleabags |
Dewy skin sags |
Rowdy berms |
Snooty Sperms |
Mold turds |
Cold birds |
Armpit glaze |
Zoom hit haze |
Toad boogie |
Goad Lily |
Beamed farts |
Creamed tarts |
Please dematerialize
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 06:14 |
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
twseel wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
The gun went off. | does that mean that you're not happy to see me? |
If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you.
| your PENIS???? |
were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'?
If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it. |
absolutely disgusting of you to associate me with such vile jokes
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 06:09 |
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 02:20 |
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My Dear in the Lord
My Name is Mrs. Therese Nina, from Norway. I know that this message will be a surprise to you. Firstly, I am married to Mr. Patrick Nina, A gold merchant who owns a small gold Mine in Austria; He died of Cardiovascular Disease in mid-March 2011. During his life time he deposited the sum of € 8.5 Million Euro) Eight million, Five hundred thousand Euros in a bank in Vienna, Austria. The deposited money was from the sale of the shares, death benefits payment and entitlements of my deceased husband by his company.
I am sending this message to you praying that it will reach you in good health, since I am not in good health condition in which I sleep every night without knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. I am suffering from long time cancer and presently i am partially suffering from a stroke illness which has become almost impossible for me to move around. I am married to my late husband for over 4 years before he died and is unfortunately that we don't have a child, my doctor confided in me that i have less chance to live. Having known my health condition, I decided to contact you to claim the fund since I don't have any relation I grew up from the orphanage home,
I have decided to donate what I have to you for the support of helping Motherless babies/Less privileged/Widows' because I am dying and diagnosed of cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God Almighty to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God Almighty. I have asked Almighty God to forgive me and believe he has, because He is a Merciful God I will be going in for an operation surgery soon
This is the reason i need your services to stand as my next of kin or an executor to claim the funds for charity purposes. If this money remains unclaimed after my death, the bank executives or the government will take the money as unclaimed fund and maybe use it for selfish and worthless ventures, I need a very honest person who can claim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages, widows and also build schools for less privilege that will be named after my late husband and my name; I need your urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this project, and I will give you more Information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account.
Thanks Mrs. Therese Nina |
never be afraid of giving me all of your money
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 01:24 |
I both Waka waka ding dong and ekko ekko hemmingway. I go bæææk like a teshiarian wendigo. I speek languagsh
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 00:48 |
progaardvark wrote:
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Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
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Mmmm, cake. |
face balm. |
Brain wax. |
fab tacks |
Poop nose. |
grope pose |
Fart bowl. |
Tart fowl |
Nut cake. |
Shunt rake |
Rump stake |
Clump date |
Boat crate |
Moat Slakes |
Couch shakes |
Conch awakes |
Fountain barf |
Sultan scarf |
Truck bag wharf |
Drunk sags Orff |
Bob Barker cream |
Lob baker creams |
Moo-moo cookies |
Blue goo caches |
Up-up furballs |
Tiptop narwhals |
Chewy fleabags |
Dewy skin sags |
Rowdy berms |
Snooty Sperms |
Mold turds |
Cold birds |
Armpit glaze |
Zoom hit haze |
Toad boogie |
Goad Lily |
Beamed farts |
Creamed tarts
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 00:29 |
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Posted: June 03 2021 at 00:24 |
twseel wrote:
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twseel wrote:
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The gun went off. | does that mean that you're not happy to see me? |
If the gun is my penis, then I think it's a sign I was very happy to see you.
| your PENIS???? |
were you not alluding to the popular come on of, 'is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'?
If not i apologize for bringing my penis into it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: June 02 2021 at 18:19 |
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Posted: June 02 2021 at 17:12 |
^sure dude bring it on
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Posted: June 02 2021 at 15:10 |
My Dear in the Lord
My Name is Mrs. Therese Nina, from Norway. I know that this message will be a surprise to you. Firstly, I am married to Mr. Patrick Nina, A gold merchant who owns a small gold Mine in Austria; He died of Cardiovascular Disease in mid-March 2011. During his life time he deposited the sum of € 8.5 Million Euro) Eight million, Five hundred thousand Euros in a bank in Vienna, Austria. The deposited money was from the sale of the shares, death benefits payment and entitlements of my deceased husband by his company.
I am sending this message to you praying that it will reach you in good health, since I am not in good health condition in which I sleep every night without knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. I am suffering from long time cancer and presently i am partially suffering from a stroke illness which has become almost impossible for me to move around. I am married to my late husband for over 4 years before he died and is unfortunately that we don't have a child, my doctor confided in me that i have less chance to live. Having known my health condition, I decided to contact you to claim the fund since I don't have any relation I grew up from the orphanage home,
I have decided to donate what I have to you for the support of helping Motherless babies/Less privileged/Widows' because I am dying and diagnosed of cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God Almighty to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God Almighty. I have asked Almighty God to forgive me and believe he has, because He is a Merciful God I will be going in for an operation surgery soon
This is the reason i need your services to stand as my next of kin or an executor to claim the funds for charity purposes. If this money remains unclaimed after my death, the bank executives or the government will take the money as unclaimed fund and maybe use it for selfish and worthless ventures, I need a very honest person who can claim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages, widows and also build schools for less privilege that will be named after my late husband and my name; I need your urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this project, and I will give you more Information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account.
Thanks Mrs. Therese Nina
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Posted: June 02 2021 at 14:52 |
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Mmmm, cake. |
face balm. |
Brain wax. |
fab tacks |
Poop nose. |
grope pose |
Fart bowl. |
Tart fowl |
Nut cake. |
Shunt rake |
Rump stake |
Clump date |
Boat crate |
Moat Slakes |
Couch shakes |
Conch awakes |
Fountain barf |
Sultan scarf |
Truck bag wharf |
Drunk sags Orff |
Bob Barker cream |
Lob baker creams |
Moo-moo cookies |
Blue goo caches |
Up-up furballs |
Tiptop narwhals |
Chewy fleabags |
Dewy skin sags |
Rowdy berms |
Snooty Sperms |
Mold turds |
Cold birds |
Armpit glaze |
Zoom hit haze |
Toad boogie |
Goad Lily |
Beamed farts
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Posted: June 02 2021 at 02:02 |
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Mmmm, cake. |
face balm. |
Brain wax. |
fab tacks |
Poop nose. |
grope pose |
Fart bowl. |
Tart fowl |
Nut cake. |
Shunt rake |
Rump stake |
Clump date |
Boat crate |
Moat Slakes |
Couch shakes |
Conch awakes |
Fountain barf |
Sultan scarf |
Truck bag wharf |
Drunk sags Orff |
Bob Barker cream |
Lob baker creams |
Moo-moo cookies |
Blue goo caches |
Up-up furballs |
Tiptop narwhals |
Chewy fleabags |
Dewy skin sags |
Rowdy berms |
Snooty Sperms |
Mold turds |
Cold birds |
Armpit glaze |
Zoom hit haze |
Toad boogie |
Goad Lily
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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