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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 28 2018 at 16:48
In this moment I am a gift to the highest priest in the nation.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 29 2018 at 06:05
In this moment I am a chord frozen before the repertoire of a million gas giants.
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this car smells like cartilage
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 29 2018 at 13:15
In this moment I am the spark of divine inspiration in a norse village 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2018 at 08:10
In this moment I am not sure if the pee I see before me is mine or not.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2018 at 14:07
In this moment I am Neal Morse's last used condom 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 04 2018 at 07:10
In this moment I am pretty sure that I will not touch that because it's hard enough to even look at.
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In this moment I am pretty sexy compared to all the burn victims filling up the room 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2018 at 05:45
In this moment I am out of tune and foam is coming out of my anus.
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In this moment I am using a gun to sniff a person behind the ears 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2018 at 07:25
In this moment I am pulling all of my poops out of your toilet in protest.
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In this moment I'm treating swollen nasal passages naturally.
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In this moment I am feeling like a gay man at Christmas 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 10 2018 at 06:45
In this moment I am uploading 15 billion pictures of Swiss cheese onto every internet platform.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 10 2018 at 13:02
In this moment I am the first drop of blood that signifies a nosebleed 
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In this moment I am measuring all the diameters.
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In this moment I am the third string on Derek Bailey's favorite guitar.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment I am a moron wash with an extra appendix.
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this car smells like cartilage
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 12 2018 at 14:03
In this moment I am taking a bath with three ladies on their period 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2018 at 07:21
In this moment I am bad advice that leads you into a paper bag you can't get out of.
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this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2018 at 11:47
In this moment I am the god of light and all creation 
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