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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2019 at 06:05
In this moment I am certain that the inside of my left boot is a tunnel to a condensed soup factory.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
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this car smells like cartilage
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Vompatti Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2019 at 11:23
In this moment I'm planning to not get euthanized.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2019 at 15:42
In this moment I am 78 minutes of pure krautrock action 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2019 at 06:52
In this moment I am wearing a brand new pair of vowelless glasses so all I see are consonants.
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In this moment I am falling under the spell of a beautiful woman with two ballsacks. 
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In this moment I am a higher fur in the pumping industry.
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In this moment I am the unusual ejaculation of a retarded man 
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In this moment I am the sniffing of a snuggie on a career of writing grants for various pea soups.
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In this moment I am an uncaring void
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In this moment I am running really fast because I don't want to deal with a pee spot.
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In this moment I am experiencing a fear I haven't felt since 1987. 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I'm the goat.
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In this moment I am the chest cavity of someone with emphysema. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2019 at 06:44
In this moment I am an unpleasant bread bicycle award handed out to a candidate that frosts his nose with forbidding soap.
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In this moment I am a man in a single room on the most remote island on earth .
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In this moment I am a leaning tone simulating the column panels of a roundabout central nervous system.
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In this moment I have forgotten what it means to be tumescent. 
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In this moment I am a consumer of consumé.
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In this moment I am temporary disbelief in the justice system 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HackettFan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 19 2019 at 10:45
In this moment I am the wasted food coated on the inside of the microwave.
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