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Kati 
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Happy New Year to you, ManofMystery
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Vompatti
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I hope you're all having a wonderful time.
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progaardvark
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I turn on my windshield wipers when I fart.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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manofmystery
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Posted: January 05 2016 at 21:51 |
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the cocaine selection at this youth hostile is deplorable
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 05 2016 at 22:12 |
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banana peels are the new cocaine
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manofmystery
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Posted: January 05 2016 at 22:34 |
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That's ridiculous, you can't bury a drifter on a banana peel high
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Posted: January 05 2016 at 22:35 |
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i can bury more than that
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manofmystery
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Posted: January 05 2016 at 22:44 |
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but have you ever buried yourself so deep in a strippers cleavage that when you emerged you were more glitter than man?
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Posted: January 05 2016 at 22:50 |
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glitter is bad for the teeth
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manofmystery
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Posted: January 05 2016 at 22:51 |
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I'm all gums
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progaardvark
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Posted: January 06 2016 at 07:19 |
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My bathtub vibrates on Wednesdays.
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Posted: January 06 2016 at 10:49 |
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I don't have a map of this area.
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manofmystery
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I'd like to get a map of her area, if you know what I'm sayin'. *nudges you with elbow*
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Start your four-step journey now!
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No traveling. No double dribbling, Roscoe.
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I just invented the funnel!! The knife, fork and spoon will soon be a thing of the past. 3D glasses are not absolutely necessary for correct usage of the funnel, but they are recommended.
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I bring my hair clippings outside to see what happens.
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Posted: January 13 2016 at 08:05 |
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Your clipping have flown on the wind and been collected by men of dubious science. Progaardvarksic Park opens this summer.
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^ Great! I've always wanted to be cloned in droves so that I can run around and poop on everything.
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Posted: January 13 2016 at 21:23 |
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Clones are heavily diapered
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