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progaardvark 
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 Posted: June 06 2019 at 05:15 |
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A crumbling infrastructure of wiping my butt on a slip-and-slide.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: June 06 2019 at 09:58 |
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A flip-flop wearing beach of leech-infested, suntan-lotion-basted, retirement-home dwellers, who are correcting my punctuation as we speak.
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 06 2019 at 10:17 |
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A solid bowl centrifuge of rolling a hundred toilets down the steps of the Washington Monument.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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TCat
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Posted: June 06 2019 at 10:45 |
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A conclavic conglomeration of coaxial cable coagulating creepily along congested c--- c------ c--ccccc .. c....cc
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 06 2019 at 12:00 |
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A cum mustache of ladies in the bath
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 07 2019 at 10:25 |
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A house pants of high ball fried tight vegetables.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 07 2019 at 15:28 |
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A gunshot victim having sexual intercourse of giraffe tongues in the ice cream
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: June 08 2019 at 18:09 |
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A gym dressing room full of rotting nostril hairs that refuse to be plucked.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 08 2019 at 21:11 |
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A wonderous disease of falling over yourself to get a free vat of yogurt.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 10 2019 at 07:30 |
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A practical user guide of filling your nose up with cat hairs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: June 10 2019 at 09:51 |
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A peculiar cavalcade of lumbering earthworms crawling up your inner thighs with bad intent.
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 10 2019 at 10:11 |
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A bovine poll of how long it takes to cover a jellybean with salt.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: June 10 2019 at 10:39 |
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A sexual union of being better than you think
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: June 10 2019 at 13:35 |
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A mistaken identity of has-been reality stars overstating their importance to Pierce Morgan while he encourages them in order to be accepted in to some click no matter what it is. |
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Posted: June 10 2019 at 13:47 |
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A botched facelift of yesterday's mornings leftovers
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 11 2019 at 06:14 |
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A used sandwich bag of filling every bucket in the house with liverwurst.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 11 2019 at 13:53 |
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A strange sound emanating from blackness of needing to use the toilet before leaving on a 5 hour car ride
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 12 2019 at 06:07 |
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A blended bib parade of licking the dust off the blades of a ceiling fan.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 12 2019 at 12:51 |
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A large enough platter to feed everyone of ways of dying that are worse than what happened to Jesus
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 13 2019 at 10:30 |
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A moose crib of drenching a skateboard with horse urine.
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