Happy 94th Birthday, Mort Sahl (Great Quotes)

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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, WE threw an American
in jail to show the Russians they couldn't get away with it.

My life needs editing.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform, but not while they're alive.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

I don't believe in good or bad people, I believe in the better parts of people.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

A political satire's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

I don't think fascism is worth dying for.

The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad
practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had
Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 300 million and the two top
guys are Trump and Biden. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

I'm for capital punishment. How else are they going to learn?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

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MortSahlFan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 01 2018 Location: US Status: Offline Points: 2638	Post Options Post Reply Quote MortSahlFan Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Happy 94th Birthday, Mort Sahl (Great Quotes) Posted: April 11 2021 at 08:32
	Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, WE threw an American in jail to show the Russians they couldn't get away with it. My life needs editing. A conservative is someone who believes in reform, but not while they're alive. The bravest thing that men do is love women. Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere. I don't believe in good or bad people, I believe in the better parts of people. Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. A political satire's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government. I don't think fascism is worth dying for. The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department. This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred. There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 300 million and the two top guys are Trump and Biden. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong. I'm for capital punishment. How else are they going to learn? Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
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