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Poll Question: What is the best way to die?
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    Posted: June 17 2006 at 13:52

This is a good question.  The best way would be to unknowingly drift out of conciusness and into the next space and time, but space without time would argueably be better. 

As for something not so metaphysical, how about dying by way of a rare and painless STD.  At least I wouldn't die a virgin, and I would never know I was dying until I'm dead.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2006 at 13:11
Originally posted by Batman Batman wrote:

How about the way that guy from the Yardbirds died?  He tried to play his electric guitar in the bathtub. 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2006 at 11:26
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I believe this illustration comes from the little-known Book of n00b.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2006 at 08:28
I want to die while i fight for Prog Metal and Dream Theater!! ahahahahah...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2006 at 04:34
Originally posted by Batman Batman wrote:

How about the way that guy from the Yardbirds died?  He tried to play his electric guitar in the bathtub. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2005 at 11:10

Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

in vomit...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:42
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 11 2005 at 23:36

I've never had the honour of being strangled by a pancake...tell me, was it with or without toppings, I mean the one that attacked you?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 12:21
Well, Getting strangled by a pancake is pretty fun... At least it resurrected me!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 12:08
I want to die in the wild, get killed by a tiger of something, but in the nature...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 11:55
^ ranger, don't take it too seriously. Its good that folks laugh in the face of the grim reaper.


I don't fancy the idea of drowning or falling off a building (I'm scared of heights). I was maybe thinking about expiring during a final all-night session of passionate steamy sex but you have to be careful what you wish for, as unfortunately a few years back, a British MP was found dead after indulging in bizzare sexual activity, albeit I think he was on his own. So I'll just stick with a quiet, painless exit in my sleep, please.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 11:07
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 10:39

I chose drowning because it's pretty peaceful and you don't really notice you're dying, you're just like 'there I go, I'm dead, crap'.

I don't know how I'm going to die, but I know I'm going to die young because I can't stand the thought of being older than 40. But if I do happen to get old, my friend and I are planning to be two wicked-ass old grandmas who listen to Metallica and smoke medicinal marijuana all day.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 19:19
Coming back to the question, I'd say by overlistening to Pain Of Salvation.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 18:56

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by The Miracle The Miracle wrote:

I care not what happens to the body, it's just old clothes.


If that's true, I need a good ironing...

How about wearing copper armour, standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm & shouting "all gods are b*****ds" - that should do it (thanks to Terry Pratchett for that one).

I wasn't suggesting anything religious, I'm a hardcore atheist Either way, you're not there anymore, so who cares...

I always thought mourning for the dead and worshipping graves is a pointless waste of time and nerves. Since you can do nothing about it, isn't better to carry on and not let the sad thoughts sake over?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 03:24
Originally posted by The Miracle The Miracle wrote:

I care not what happens to the body, it's just old clothes.


If that's true, I need a good ironing...

How about wearing copper armour, standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm & shouting "all gods are b*****ds" - that should do it (thanks to Terry Pratchett for that one).

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2005 at 13:27
Let us offer a cock to Crito ...

hemlock sounded good, maybe preceeded by morphine ...

Dunno I left my chemistry behind many years ago ... 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2005 at 11:17
Originally posted by Drew Drew wrote:

Originally posted by TheProgtologist TheProgtologist wrote:

Having a heart attack while having sex with my wife when I am 105

It's also Ok especially if the wife is around her 25 years of age.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 03 2005 at 10:37
I feel I´m gonna die from boredom 
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