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Bj-1
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Offline Points: 31157 |
Posted: December 23 2005 at 11:41 | ||
You're an Ansen! ------------- BTT: Depends |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
EXERIOR Experimental tech/death/progmetal from Norway! |
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AtLossForWords
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 11 2005 Status: Offline Points: 6699 |
Posted: December 23 2005 at 17:17 | ||
What's Blowie's way of tusking it to the ladies? |
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"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls." |
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Bj-1
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Offline Points: 31157 |
Posted: July 18 2006 at 09:46 | ||
With my sexy ulking of course
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
EXERIOR Experimental tech/death/progmetal from Norway! |
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Bern
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Québec Status: Offline Points: 11746 |
Posted: July 18 2006 at 10:58 | ||
The only trouble I have with women is that I have trouble getting to the door when I come home. So many groupies
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
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bhikkhu
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 06 2006 Location: A² Michigan Status: Offline Points: 5109 |
Posted: July 18 2006 at 11:08 | ||
I have been been in a period of celibacy for well over three years now (yes.. by choice. ). I have decided that I could start dating again, but the type of woman I would want to be with now seems pretty scarce.
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Bob Greece
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Greece Status: Offline Points: 1823 |
Posted: July 18 2006 at 11:13 | ||
Have you tried beating them off with a sh!tty stick?
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Arsillus
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 26 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7374 |
Posted: July 18 2006 at 13:22 | ||
No way. I've even got a hot date for this weekend. |
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Ivan_Melgar_M
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 27 2004 Location: Peru Status: Offline Points: 19535 |
Posted: July 19 2006 at 01:07 | ||
Meeting is easy, keeping a relation alive is hard.
Iván
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Australian
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 13 2006 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 3278 |
Posted: July 19 2006 at 02:46 | ||
ga...it depends, I reject a LOT of people. too shallow for me.
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GPFR
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 05 2005 Status: Offline Points: 760 |
Posted: July 19 2006 at 10:05 | ||
I have better luck playing pick up sticks with my butt cheeks.
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www.myspace.com/hail_peter
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Meddler
Forum Senior Member Joined: September 29 2005 Location: Massillon Status: Offline Points: 881 |
Posted: July 19 2006 at 10:22 | ||
If so, can I have that one in your signature? |
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Philéas
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 14 2006 Status: Offline Points: 6419 |
Posted: July 19 2006 at 13:15 | ||
I'm really not good at getting girls, but I have no problem with that.
I love myself too much to bother with anyone else anyway.
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Arsillus
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 26 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7374 |
Posted: July 19 2006 at 13:54 | ||
That is my date.
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Mikerinos
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 11 2005 Location: Planet Gong Status: Offline Points: 8890 |
Posted: July 20 2006 at 11:30 | ||
You wish. I'm really not in a rush to get in any relationships now to be honest. Relationships at my age are many times as meaningful as VelvetClown's posts. Most girls in my grade I'm not interested in persoanlity-wise and the few that really do interest me either have boyfriends or I don't have the balls to ask them out (usually the latter though ) |
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The Wizard
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 18 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 7341 |
Posted: July 20 2006 at 11:34 | ||
Sadly I"m not very lucky with the ladies. I do try though! I just live life and have various female friends who do mean a lot to me, but no luck with physical relations.
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mystic fred
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252 |
Posted: July 20 2006 at 11:45 | ||
it's easy, Ivan, you just need to have a car, a bottomless credit card, and be a good boy and do what you're told!! (and not mind if they don't want it tonite).
Edited by mystic fred - July 20 2006 at 11:49 |
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Prog Archives Tour Van
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WaywardSon
Prog Reviewer Joined: April 23 2006 Location: Brazil Status: Offline Points: 2537 |
Posted: July 20 2006 at 19:11 | ||
No problem, it seems to me that the older you get the easier it gets.
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cowbell1
Forum Groupie Joined: January 06 2006 Status: Offline Points: 86 |
Posted: July 20 2006 at 21:32 | ||
I can meet alot of girls, just can't get into a relationship other then friends.
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BaldJean
Prog Reviewer Joined: May 28 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 10377 |
Posted: July 20 2006 at 21:49 | ||
not sexually interested in members of the opposite sex. I live happily in a same-sex marriage with my wife
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
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cuncuna
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Chile Status: Offline Points: 4318 |
Posted: July 20 2006 at 21:50 | ||
No problems at all; in fact, I'm in troubles with the girlfriend right now because of a couple good lady friends that, from her point of view, are too "friendly". I hope shes wrong though; that would be a bit embarrasing. It is not difficult to find real love; you just have to be honest with yourself in terms of what you are looking for, know for sure what is important and what is shallow, be a gentlemen (not kidding) and love yourself (in a healthy way that is). Other tips: think about girls as human beings, not stereotypes; be respectfull, but truly respectfull of their individuality, take the time to know her, etc. I know this for truth, since I'm bald, tiny, a bit fat (but I love food, and one day I'm going to day, and I don't want to think something like "I should have tried that chocolate; now I'm goig to die and I'm not happy"), and I always had good relations with the opposite sex. I think I met great people, clever, creative, interesting people; and then I met Mercedes, she is the best companion I'll ever know. I love her. But it took me 3 years to convince her about the benefis of having her own writter/storyteller/melomaniac/rare bird.
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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