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Topic: How much wood....
Posted: December 15 2007 at 23:36

* However much a bundle is is determined solely by me arbitrarily.

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Posted: December 15 2007 at 23:37

It depends on the woodchuck.

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Posted: December 15 2007 at 23:40

The real question is who could chuck more: a woodchuck or Dream Theater.

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Posted: December 16 2007 at 04:20

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Posted: December 16 2007 at 04:27

Not as much as a pheasant plucker's son

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Posted: December 16 2007 at 09:28

1800iareyay wrote:

The real question is who could chuck more: a woodchuck or Dream Theater.

Or Chuck Norris.

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Posted: December 16 2007 at 11:35

stonebeard wrote:

* However much a bundle is is determined solely by me arbitrarily.

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How much time are we talking about? Tongue

For now I'll have to go with number 5.

Edited by Slartibartfast - December 16 2007 at 11:36

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Posted: December 18 2007 at 03:53

Vompatti wrote:

1800iareyay wrote:

The real question is who could chuck more: a woodchuck or Dream Theater.

Or Chuck Norris.

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Posted: December 18 2007 at 08:55

This

much..

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Posted: December 19 2007 at 23:37

Peasants! You're all WRONG, and none of the poll options are correct, either.

I learned the poem this way, as a kid:

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

So there!

Teach it to your kids -- let's keep this classic of clever kiddy wordplay going!

There's the saucy little feller now -- about to chuck some lumber at you uncultured louts!

Edited by Peter - December 20 2007 at 00:13

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Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

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Posted: December 19 2007 at 23:44

the question is can they chuck wood at all ?

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 00:03

Atavachron wrote:

the question is can they chuck wood at all ?

Sadly, the poem wood seem to imply they cannot.

I had one in my garage (briefly) last summer -- cute little bugger. We fed him some broccoli and cauliflower. It was sweet to hear the little guy crunching it.

Also known as a groundhog, or "whistle pig."

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 00:04

Does this 'wood' really exist or is it just a byproduct of your depression?

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 00:11

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Does this 'wood' really exist or is it just a byproduct of your depression?

I think it's more likely that you are the product of my fevered, insomniac imagination.

(But I'm not depressed

-- are you?)

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 00:15

Peter wrote:

Chameleon wrote:

Does this 'wood' really exist or is it just a byproduct of your depression?

I think it's more likely that you are the product of my fevered, insomniac imagination.

(But I'm not depressed

-- are you?)

Nope, far from it. I have my ups and downs, but I'm a happy person.

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 00:17

But I am tired. Time to hibernate -- goodnight, assorted rodentia!

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 00:27

I love pointless this is! Fantastic!

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 00:48

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 01:15

He could chuck some of mine. I bought half a tonne of wood 4 years ago and can't get rid of the damn stuff.

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Posted: December 20 2007 at 20:21

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Poll Question: ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
5 bundles*	1	[7.69%]
10 bundles*	0	[0.00%]
15 bundles*	0	[0.00%]
This much \|____________________________\|	3	[23.08%]
Is that an African woodchuck or a European woodchuck?	9	[69.23%]
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