Kittens vs Puppies

Puppies! Although i love them both 

=^.^=

Kitties/cats/felines, of course.

I have to feel like i'm needed, that's why i prefer dogs. Cats are too independent.

No, but seriously. Golden retriever pups> most every other animal ever. Except squirrels. They eat funny.

Kittens. Dogs get on my nerves at times.
By the way: The difference between a dog and a cat is the way they think. A dog thinks: They feed me, they pet me - they must be Gods. A cat thinks: They feed me, they pet me - I must be a God.

BaldFriede wrote: Kittens. Dogs get on my nerves at times. By the way: The difference between a dog and a cat is the way they think. A dog thinks: They feed me, they pet me - they must be Gods. A cat thinks: They feed me, they pet me - I must be a God.

more cat-dog "aphorisms"? 

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission .. the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. - Saki  

Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. Mary Bly

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. - Unknown

If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce

CATS AND DOGS

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They are great at begging.
8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9. They leave their toys everywhere.
10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.


Edited by Ricochet - February 19 2008 at 15:41

Ricochet wrote: more cat-dog "aphorisms"?  Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission .. the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. - Saki   Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. Mary Bly Dogs have owners, cats have staff. - Unknown If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce CATS AND DOGS 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 8. They're moody. 9. They leave hair everywhere. 10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats. 1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They are great at begging. 8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. 9. They leave their toys everywhere. 10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

hhahahhahhah....

Man alive... there went my Arizona Green Tea with Ginsing... .right out my nose.

its also been proven that dogs listen to prog. cats listen to blues. my dog absolutely loves jethro tull and gentle giant. he always barks in time to the accents in Thick As A Brick at about 3:02. i'm so proud of him