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    Posted: Today at 00:02
Originally posted by Man With Hat

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The only offering is the flotation ham.
That's not bad
The terms of sacrifice have to appeal to all mortals.

Indeed.  As I understand it, even Jews can have flotation ham.


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Originally posted by Atavachron


Originally posted by Man With Hat

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Originally posted by Man With Hat

The only offering is the flotation ham.
That's not bad

The terms of sacrifice have to appeal to all mortals.
Indeed.  As I understand it, even Jews can have flotation ham.


I only have a Flemish version of the Torah, so I can't comment on that specifically.
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The old 'this hat is actually mutton trick' again, eh Abraham?
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Faceplanting on the queen - 309 pts.
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When his boss asked Weldon if he had ties in the industry, Weldon thought he meant neckties.   What followed was hard to watch.

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When his boss asked Weldon if he had ties in the industry, Weldon thought he meant neckties.   What followed was hard to watch.



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Mercifully Unreleased documentary tapes from Abbey Road: Outtakes Reel # 9 (Cabin Fever)

Paul McCartney: Can we have a bit more top on the bass Ken?
Ken Scott: It's a f**kin' bass you smarmy Scouse dick, hence the name ya dig?
John Lennon: Excuse me?
Ken Scott: You want trebly soprano bass as well hippy c*nt stick yeah? Who wrote this lazy pile of incoherent sh*te anyway?
Ringo: Is it time for my drum part yet?
George: It's all cool Ring, we'll give you a shout later man
Paul McCartney: What's with the attitude Ken, have you been drinking or are there problems at home?
Ken Scott: That's pretty rich from someone chipped off their tits at work every day. Everyone knows why you've got blisters on your fingers w*nker
John Lennon: You're upsetting Yoko with this heavy bad vibe Ken
Ken Scott: At least the whole day hasn't been wasted then. Where is the little Jap tart anyway?
John Lennon: You want a knuckle sandwich pal?
Ken Scott: If this is passive resistance then get royally f*cked hippy. Go meditate with yer well heeled barefoot pals like George


Men in white lab coats hastily turn the recording device off.


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Off at Tangents Classics # 442 -

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Egg salad toenails.


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^^ reminds me of the studio outtake boots I'd pick up in the late 80s --

George:  "I'll have the vegetables with the cheese sauce, dear,"

That's a real quote, BTW

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^^ reminds me of the studio outtake boots I'd pick up in the late 80s --

George:  "I'll have the vegetables with the cheese sauce, dear,"

That's a real quote, BTW



The ironic theme of unwitting British rock legends being captured for posterity appears to feature cheese to an  unedifying degree:
We've only got ham or cheese from Tarkus by ELP
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Yes quite, cheese apparently kept the Brit Invasion afloat.   I can see the FabFour sitting around Abbey Road studios getting simultaneously fat and thin on cheese and heroin.   It breathes new meaning into the Cheese Shop sketch, "Oh I like it runny".
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