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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18375
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 15:29 |
Carl the Caterpillar finds true love at last
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18375
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 15:19 |
My afghan stands alone in the night, a warm and comforting friend.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 15:07 |
I forgot about the time we put on clothes in Afghanistan.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18375
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 14:14 |
Judy told her blind date that she would be wearing her flowery dress.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 14:02 |
Restrict my happiness with your smile.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18375
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 09:44 |
Darryl came to realize what moose hunting season really meant
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48888
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:40 |
Bartholomew ran out of room in his refrigerator
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48888
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:38 |
Warm dishes and rusty adventures are the theme for today.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48888
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:38 |
Raymond decided that English could be just like Hebrew so he took all the vowels off the keyboard.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48888
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:36 |
Doomed business ventures #834: scratch-n-sniff in a sewage magazine
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48888
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:35 |
Archie felt guilty about soiling his camera, but the pictures were neato.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:00 |
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down - The Dentistry and Pharmaceutical Cartel Uncovered
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18375
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 06:55 |
If it's easier to build a steam powered lobster trap than a lobster powered steam trap, why don't we have more steamed lobsters?
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 06:46 |
Dairy of a Madman - Ozzy's Demons Banished by Simply Cutting Out Cheese, Milk and Butter
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 01:34 |
My gun is a swordfish, I shall not pursue past the county line.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 21 2015 at 20:05 |
Unusual fortune cookie sayings #813: "You excel in failure."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 21 2015 at 19:13 |
All of your chairs smell like women.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 21 2015 at 15:33 |
I felt the mummy move.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 21 2015 at 14:13 |
The shipping notice indicated delivery for 5/18.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48888
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Posted: April 21 2015 at 06:37 |
George's blueprints were upside down.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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