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Points: 7946 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2015 at 20:50
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

I bought ice cream.

I know, and it was a terrible mistake.
Yeah, it tasted awful, but I was just following the doctor's orders.
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

It's like rocky road ice cream was her vaginal discharge.

Um, uh oh...
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Sometime we feel ok after the roof collapses.
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It's cold, it's hot, it's fragrance overload.
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Live with me until we suffocate from too much soil in the air.
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Your makeup smeared my hot dog.
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They say she has the buttocks of a cannon.
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Looks like you've got some explaining to do!
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Put some toothpaste on the piano as well.
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Don't you infect me again!
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I like pants that are wet and dry.
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I want my refund. Sally wants her refund. Ronald would rather have a coupon. Eric likes to play with his poop.
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Archie nicknamed his couch. If the couch could wear a gas mask, it would.
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Treat your car mechanics with gummy bears and chicken alfredo. The blinds will hold.
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So, Thomas Jefferson, how much silicon did you stick in YOUR nose??
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It's more complicated than we thought...
 
 
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The closer you are to death, the less tasty your flesh will taste.
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Sentences not in Earnest Hemingway novels #4: "Plow my vulva!"
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Points: 64482 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2015 at 18:16
In this month's issue of Annoying Schmuck ;

- Talking During a Movie: A Dying Art?
- James Corden Reflects on Being Loud, Fat, and Unfunny
- Staring: The Old Standby You Can Do Anywhere
- Hock a Loogie, Loud and Proud!
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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