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If your toothpaste sounds like a trumpet, I recommend scraping off the rest of the enamel with a sump pump.
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^ information I could have used 15 minutes ago. Angry
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Immediately, I was impressed with the size and volume of her poops.
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I'd give all of my scrotum for that hot dog.
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She dropped a toilet on my foot!
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Sharped tongued distresses.
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The stairs fell up me.
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- Bangkok: Need We Say More?
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- Sucky Sucky Long Time: Old School is Back!
- Indonesian Kulkaphet Houses

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REmember, everyone you talk to has a butthole.
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Jacob climbed the ladder up.
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Sensual motion detectors.
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She had boondoggle pants, and a chest-of-draws grin.
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Need more excitement in your breakfast cereal? Call 1-800-684-3081 and you can smell like the pope for weeks!
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Hand me that vagina.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Need more excitement in your breakfast cereal? Call 1-800-684-3081 and you can smell like the pope for weeks!

I tried this number and suds started coming out of my cellphone.  Turns out the number is if you want to smell like soap for weeks.   Needless to say I was disappointed.   I mean I have soap.
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