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Vompatti 
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Keep this area clear at all times!
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Atavachron
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 03:17 |
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Pink Meat Torpedoes of the Lower East Side: New York's Homo-Quixodic Community
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 04:41 |
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In this month's issue of Gassy Scots of Idaho ;
- The Rectal Bagpipe: Does it Really Play?
- Haggis Do's & Don'ts
- Gearing Up for FlatuFest 2015
- The McPhartin Clan: Where Are They Now?
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 14:10 |
^  Sure goes to prove it isn't the 1980s anymore.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 15:17 |
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My baby is the bath water.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 16:02 |
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I'm plagued by injuries from my thumb wrestling days.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 16:23 |
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I can't see when you've thrown that acid in my eyes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 17:47 |
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This demise reminds me more of a retail chain store than a true anachronistic chocolate layer cake.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 18:29 |
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My body is a vessel for cream based soups.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 20:34 |
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It indicates indications of an indicative nature.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 22:34 |
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I threw up. You threw up. We all threw up.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7946
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Posted: October 03 2015 at 23:50 |
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I'm not about to argue with you. You know I'm ticklish in places I don't dare mention.
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Atavachron
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 00:49 |
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If you want me to be closer to you get closer to me.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 00:54 |
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Try as they might, Farrah & The Dinglebots couldn't tour Sweden.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 00:56 |
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Brenda can't blend that.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 01:01 |
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Original titles of jazz standards #80: Puma Washcloth
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 01:06 |
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My bag of semen samples leaked all over the L train.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 01:19 |
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^ I imagine it wouldn't take you long to resupply. I'm saying because of your frequent masturbation it would not be difficult to refill the ol' jizbags, in a manner of speaker, squire.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 13:30 |
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^ You are right of course. I've masturbated 18 times since that incident already.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 04 2015 at 13:38 |
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They always drip off me.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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