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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 00:03 |
Boing goes the waterbuffalo.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 00:29 |
Different hot tubs, different daffodils.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 00:30 |
Gays of the navel.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64460
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 01:22 |
Somewhat Degraded: The Art of Military Language
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 01:46 |
I will guard this seal with my life.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 05:29 |
The badgers are getting restless.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 10:09 |
Beef feet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48866
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 11:45 |
Atavachron wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Robert is thinking about moving his nose hair into his ears. |
Let us know what he decides.
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Robert successfully completed the operation during the beef stroganoff catastrophe. Now Robert is thinking about moving his earwax into his nose.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48866
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 11:45 |
Will you shake hands with Earl's rocking chair?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48866
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 11:49 |
I triple-checked my poop log and every single poop I did for the last three months were deposited into the toilet bowl (with 45 exceptions in the backyard and 115 exceptions in my pants). Some were gently deposited; others were explosively deposited. It is unknown how one found it's way into the toilet tank.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48866
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 11:52 |
My baggage is in Atlanta. My cabbage is in Minneapolis. My right sofa cushion is in Seattle. My middle sofa cushion is in Vancouver. My left sofa cushion is in Jakarta. My box of plastic forks is in Algiers. Reggie burps out car windows at old ladies with their shopping trolleys in tow.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48866
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 11:53 |
You can try diapers, but they only hold so much.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 13:38 |
Sniff a funnel.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 15:15 |
Hammers will continue their existence until 3855.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 18:29 |
Does sunburn make you ejaculate?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 20:07 |
Stab the functional walrus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 23:04 |
Tonight's primetime lineup: 8PM: Did David Lee Roth Ship Cocaine To Buddha? 9PM: Magical Toads In Vegas (Starring Jessica Sabbot, Henry Windale, Steinium Hellick, Judith Knighte) 11:30 PM: Music Of The Streets (Featuring C.L. Hobotome, Die Anus Die, Christ Informs The Maxtrix, & 9)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64460
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Posted: November 25 2015 at 23:30 |
Man that Steinium Hellick is hot.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 26 2015 at 01:23 |
^ He did the surgery on my galbladder. I had an erection the whole time.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64460
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Posted: November 26 2015 at 01:30 |
Good god, you were awake? That's horrifying.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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