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Guldbamsen 
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Life is too short for pants.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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HolyMoly
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 10:24 |
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Pass the frogjar.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 13:42 |
 Guldbamsen wrote:
Life is too short for pants. |
Amen to that spacious toad!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 16:53 |
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My hand is the world's voice matrix.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 19:08 |
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Your perspicuousness makes me hungry.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 19:53 |
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Insolata brougenie.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 20:49 |
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Colon blockage? Call 1-800-522-9051 and we'll ram so hard up your poopchute you won't be able to hold anything back there for weeks!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 22:08 |
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When in doubt, send photos of produce.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 22:33 |
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I'm tried & true, black & blued.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 64353
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 00:03 |
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It Was a Light and Breezy Day: Dispatches and Mediocrities of a Lubberly Writer
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 00:10 |
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Typewriters emit pollution in metric tons by standardized law.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 00:58 |
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Scoff At Rocks
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 01:20 |
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#1 hits of the 10s #628: Grown Men (Kill Bitches) - Dre Snakes & Honey Mowce (Featureing Pony Jo, Ron L., & Shinto Fox)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 64353
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 02:15 |
Off at Tangents Classics #606 -
ExittheLemming wrote:
Zombie Rabbis Ate My Family and Left the Front Lawn in a Terrible State : Underground Jewish-British Cinema of the 50's
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 03:14 |
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Wood used in the smoking process can impart its aroma to the pizzle.
The result is a very hard, 80–100 centimetres long brown stick, which is then sawed into appropriate pieces.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Points: 64353
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 03:17 |
Off at Tangents Classics #88 -
Man With Hat wrote:
Frank McGraggor's last words were: "I don't want to be associated with cripples". |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 08:12 |
Guldbamsen wrote:
Life is too short for pants. |
We've seen your pants, so life seems never ending
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 08:42 |
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Dear Sgt Curmudgeonly
We thank you for your application for an enterprise grant and although your proposal lacks neither ingenuity or entrepreneurial zeal, we cannot on this occasion envisage that the nascent marketplace is yet ready for something as wholly unprecedented as the Gesticular Testicular Scrotum Totem Dance Troupe.
Please also be advised that your supplied demo videotape is now in the hands of your employers for their perusal and recommendations.
PS My good lady wife wishes to learn where she can purchase a pair of the rather fetching beige riding breeches featured in the aforementioned demo?. (Unmarked van, discretion assured)
Best Regards
Sir Anthony Hummer-Plinthe
Director of Cured Meats and Quarantined Plankton (M to Z)
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 12:29 |
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Molten lava cakes have been replaced by a brick.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 14:49 |
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He's probably still dead.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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