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    Posted: August 07 2014 at 21:35
Dykes on Daikon: Exotic Root Vegetables of the Gay Community 
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Blood is in the water. Feces is in the pudding.
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Things Frequently Said by an Aggravated Guy Holding a Shotgun #20 -  "Y'awt notta dunnit, Willie".
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Take my heart, and give me beans.

Navy beans.
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Bad Calendar Ideas #326 -  Abe Vigoda's Vacation Photos
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Show me a man who doesn't.
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Oft forgotten saints #72: Shirinnin, the patron saint of exfoliating
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Show me a man who doesn't.

Exactly.

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I usually spell 'discontent' with a 'u', 'y', three 't's, and a 'foot'.
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I've seen hung puns.
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If you get stung by a scorpion put moistened tobacco on it. Seriously. It worked for me today. Now back to the topic. Good night.

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^ We don't get scorpions but our yearly trek of male tarantulas has begun in the mountains.
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Sweep me off my feet, just don't mop me.
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Insist on long baths. It pretreats all sweaters.
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Sweet and meaty.
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Original names of Jazz Standards #79: Scrapple From The Orangutan's Anus
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In an ironic and unbefitting display, Larry was penalized for a flagrant use of the word 'flagrant'. 
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To further this mockery, he was then penalized for a flagrant use of the word 'penalize'.
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Watery grave? Call 1-800-527-9950 and we shall put you 20000 Leagues under the sea before you can say, "what is this prrffram gauudis'.
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You are obviously trash.
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