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Lines not in The Satanic Verses #72: Everyone stared at my penis until I ejaculated.
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Bad Calendar Ideas #4 -  Lesser-Known ABBA Turds in a Jar
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Tear the tiara out of her anus.
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Wildly Unsuccessful Threads #112 -  'The Small Nail Clipper or the Big One Dust-up !!'
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Tonights Primetime Lineup:

8PM: Did JFK Send Wallace's Flying Frogs To Mars?
9PM: Do Carrots Cure Phantom Limb Syndrome?
10PM: Embarrassing Medical Melodrama Ep. 66 - Metal Objects & Vaginal Magnetism
11PM: Music On The Corner (Featuring John & The Jews, Roll Over And Die You sh*tbag, & Cock Cake)
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Play me for a fool.
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The dogma of contemporary society always omits the seventh fraction.
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#1 hits of the 10s #884: Jews Want To Eat My Poop - Cock Cake
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Bad Calendar Ideas #235 -  Liam Neeson's Penis at Various Stages of Engorgement 
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Bad Calendar Ideas #235 -  Liam Neeson's Penis at Various Stages of Engorgement 


Bad is another's countries GDP.
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The clothes salesman is suspicious of the andouille sausage.
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^ In my pants?
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^ Where you refrigerate your meats is no one's business but George Haskell's.
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I love George.  He showed me how to make little roses on a cake.
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Low brow, know how, snow plow, slow cow.
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Nipples of the dolomite.
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You ask if I have something on the bottom of my shoe. No, I have something under the bottom of my shoe.
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I can't hear you; I've got something on the bottom of my shoe.
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I feel a strong urge to urinate.
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Gene Hackman likes knee socks.
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