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Guldbamsen 
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Location: Magic Theatre
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Points: 23098
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 Posted: November 13 2014 at 07:07 |
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Onions are never uncalled for.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
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Points: 23098
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Posted: November 13 2014 at 07:40 |
What to do when you've got so many horses that they're coming out of the cupboards?
a) Show them the garden? b) Call Robert Redford c) Re-enact famous Nero story d) Hire a poultry savant e) Fix cupboards f) Move all furniture to China
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
Status: Offline
Points: 23098
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Posted: November 13 2014 at 07:53 |
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Last mandingo of the west: Charles Wasp Saxondale hunts for land turtles and slow species of corn.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
Status: Offline
Points: 23098
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Posted: November 13 2014 at 07:57 |
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Several curious grapes leave branch for the full marine diving experience of Costa del Sol.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 13 2014 at 14:55 |
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My bachelor pad has become overrun with sweet radish blossoms.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: November 13 2014 at 15:21 |
 Guldbamsen wrote:
What to do when you've got so many horses that they're coming out of the cupboards?
a) Show them the garden? b) Call Robert Redford c) Re-enact famous Nero story d) Hire a poultry savant e) Fix cupboards f) Move all furniture to China |
C with a side of F.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64375
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Posted: November 13 2014 at 21:13 |
Guldbamsen wrote:
Several curious grapes leave branch for the full marine diving experience of Costa del Sol. |
Good for them, but they'll be missed.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 13 2014 at 21:49 |
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I saw what you forgot 5937 minutes ago.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 00:25 |
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Questionable buttock.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64375
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 00:27 |
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They called him 'Slim' even though he wasn't that slim.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 00:44 |
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Bad calendar ideas #820: 1982 Honda Mufflers Painted Green
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64375
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 00:51 |
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Doomed Business Ventures #81 - The Silent Fart Detector
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 00:53 |
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Baffled by the size of the oranges, Sylvia explored another quadrant of the Kalahari desert.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64375
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 02:35 |
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Great Moments in Opera #149 - While exploring nature, Hiram gets his left nipple caught in a piece of gnarled wood.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64375
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 04:55 |
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Aluminum siding is the sacher torte of the masses.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48772
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 11:10 |
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I sort of feel like a big, mobile filter.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 48772
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 11:10 |
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It sort of reminds of a three-legged Parcheesi
game board with a missing corner containing bite marks.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 13:12 |
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I belong to the façade of the universe.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 19:55 |
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Poop shillings.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64375
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 20:55 |
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Doomed Business Ventures #7 - Flame-Retardant Matches
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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