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Atavachron 
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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 Posted: November 21 2014 at 00:25 |
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"Acute Angina" and Other Misheard Diagnoses
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 00:51 |
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Joking from the start, Angela soon regretted buying a ticket to Mozambique for everybody in Point Of Rocks Maryland.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 01:59 |
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Alcoholics Autonomous: Drunk, Alone, and Happy
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 02:08 |
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Death without trial? Call 1-905-9055 and three treys of cookies will appear in Pakistan.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 03:49 |
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So many clothespins.
Edited by Man With Hat - November 21 2014 at 03:50
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 04:13 |
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Fat Bātards: Big Bread-Making with Overweight Bakers
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 11:23 |
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You would think there could be cats here, but I
(and the can) cannot detect any.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 15:48 |
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Foresight is better than foreskin.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 17:00 |
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What a beautiful woman you've become!
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 18:11 |
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All the world's woes have been packed into my vagina.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 21 2014 at 19:19 |
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Keep the chain off the chain.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 22 2014 at 00:26 |
# * $ + % Which of the above responds when you call out, "Gramophone pancreas"?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 22 2014 at 01:22 |
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I swear I was just pretending to be dutch, honestly sir!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: November 22 2014 at 02:50 |
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Save the Liver: Julia Child's Drunk Years
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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The Bearded Bard
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: January 24 2012
Location: Behind the Sun
Status: Offline
Points: 12859
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Posted: November 22 2014 at 15:05 |
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Unknown old Chinese sayings #27: Nobody knows where a backing car is heading.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 22 2014 at 16:37 |
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Shimmy up to me and show me your white teeth or bleached anus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 22 2014 at 18:18 |
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Bears can fly if they want to die.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 22 2014 at 21:04 |
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The fire in our ass can raise the boat, but only truly Venetian marble can reign across three continents with no more than a handful of jellybeans.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: November 23 2014 at 00:22 |
Lamb chops from Tokyo? What does this look like to you? A) Rosemary garden B) Piss Farm C) The Joy Of Extramarital Sex D) A Fungus E) A Repetitious Wartime Speech Sam died again.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: November 23 2014 at 05:50 |
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Long rivers of wrong livers.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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