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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 01:32 |
A disproven theory about Marxism.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 04:06 |
If Scotland had voted for independance, it would have become the first banana republic without fruit
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 05:06 |
Dead men don't need haircuts.
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'Like so many of you I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 06:54 |
The pudding will be your doom.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 08:30 |
A Lot of Smack, a Little Semen: The Unauthorized Mick Jagger Biography
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 08:34 |
Just call me the prince of Ennui.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 13:33 |
I sure hope I won't have to beat you to death with a wrench!
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 15:14 |
It's a shame you still wear tweed to Jesus camp.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 15:18 |
I guess I'll just sit here and smoke for two hours then!
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 20:55 |
That's a deep lake. Well, goodnight!
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 21 2014 at 23:08 |
Deep thoughts appear at random.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 00:32 |
The votes are in and the bad news is everyone is now a slave of the ultra powerful Corporation Globex. The good news is we get to keep out colons.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 01:10 |
A vestibule for puddings.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 01:50 |
He had a powerful erection he named 'Norma Glide'.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 01:57 |
Horace said to himself, is this it, can I sink any lower or have I finally reached the bottom?: like a dung beetle with a dung allergy
Edited by ExittheLemming - December 22 2014 at 02:02
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 01:59 |
Bad colander ideas #30: A fistfight
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 02:23 |
Good Cream, Bad Cream: When Twinkies Deceive You
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 02:24 |
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your medium-gray intestines!"
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 03:16 |
Star_Song_Age_Less wrote:
Good Cream, Bad Cream: When Twinkies Deceive You
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I saw the film version, absolutely chilling
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: December 22 2014 at 03:19 |
"I think I got pee on the floor again". -- Benjamin Disraeli
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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