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Man With Hat View Drop Down

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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team

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Posted: January 19 2015 at 21:27

No filter in a Porsche.

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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 00:48

Man With Hat wrote:

Why must the Jews be the first to die?

Because of the friendly fire of damnation:
The Jewish leaders insisted, "We have a law, and according to that law he must die, because he claimed to be the Son of God." John 19:7

Edited by ExittheLemming - January 20 2015 at 00:49

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 02:26

ExittheLemming wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Why must the Jews be the first to die?

Because of the friendly fire of damnation:
The Jewish leaders insisted, "We have a law, and according to that law he must die, because he claimed to be the Son of God." John 19:7

They certainly asked for it.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 02:37

Please don't ejaculate in the blimp.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 03:43

A summons for pony farts.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 03:50

Donuts of the underworld.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Vompatti

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 07:37

You may think you're funny but the things you say are totally over the line and you don't know how they impact me.

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 08:50

seaside -> suicide

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 10:35

Barney remembers getting lost inside a Bookseller's dummy, but how he ended up in a "Macho City" enthusiasts forum defies explanation.

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that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
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Posted: January 20 2015 at 16:46

Starfish cannot knit.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 20 2015 at 18:01

Vompatti wrote:

You may think you're funny but the things you say are totally over the line and you don't know how they impact me.

Wear it in Qatar if you want to.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 02:12

Justice doesn't come in flavors like plum liqueur or butterscotch.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 02:52

Breaking bread over hummus.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 03:06

Killing Me Softly With His Song: Inside Paul McCartney's Progressively Bad Career

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 03:38

I can't hear what you're saying over the sound of the air conditioner.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 03:44

They were blowing it fine.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

VOTOMS

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 04:28

I'm french kissing my foreskin.

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 04:39

Man With Hat wrote:

I can't hear what you're saying over the sound of the air conditioner.

When 'ambient' becomes intrusive....

Vompatti

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 05:46

This is frustrating because I have to give up.

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Posted: January 21 2015 at 10:31

Folded pasta salad digressions.

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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions

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