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Confections with Racist Names #39 -  Tootsie Roll
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A Prancing Dancer is the Answer to Cancer: Offensive, Idiotic and Dangerous Medical Advice


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My pockets are empty & so is my heart.
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Remember the loganberries.
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Ways to Ruin Album Titles #26: Power Windows --> Power, Widows!
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Tomorrow is Tuesday February 30, 2015.
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May I hold your colostomy bag for you, sir?
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Kill Yams.
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I know how to pretend I'm flying.
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Originally posted by Star_Song_Age_Less Star_Song_Age_Less wrote:

May I hold your colostomy bag for you, sir?
I thought it was a canteen.
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^It's a multi-tasker.
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Throwup or die trying.
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Why do they call them horny toads?
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My cat was just asking me why I pee in the drinking water. All I could say is that was "the way I was taught". "I was brought up by humans, you know."
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Whenever Oliver read the news, he would skip all the letter "O"s in the teleprompter.  He therefore called himself "Liver."
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Birth the airplane mother Teresina.
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How many plants do you think you've eaten in your lifetime?
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No one knows it but Jesus.
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