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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 22:27 |
I have to go back to my home planet now.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 23:00 |
I
don't know of a way to prevent the toe nail from growing. My best
research also falls short on preventing the nail from growing.
With this in mind my best suggestion would very regular maintenance of your toe nails.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 23:11 |
Be interesting to clementines.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 00:09 |
Tweezers Of The Carpathian Forest.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 01:00 |
Unpublished Norman Mailer Manuscripts #20 - Sundays Are for Sissies
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 01:10 |
Unattributed Remarks About Randy Newman's Penis #47 - 'Is that a coffee bean in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?'
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 01:11 |
The Bandits:
B1: The globe is my destiny.
B2: Is that a type of Urinal?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 01:18 |
282 pages and no one posts their appreciation of flan?!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 01:29 |
Unfortunately, you still have to take off all your clothes and photograph raspberries.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 01:40 |
Bad calendar ideas #11: French Enemas
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 03:02 |
Unpublished Norman Mailer Manuscripts #134 - The Slow and the Stupid
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 05:29 |
Unpublished Norman Mailer Manuscripts #202 - Of Befouled Kings and Queens
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 14:56 |
Rip off your tattoo, Betty!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 15:10 |
Where did you hide the tunnel?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 15:19 |
Bad calendar ideas #31: Heroin Dens Of Aroostook County
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 19:14 |
The only fungus I grabbed was sizable and rough.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 19:35 |
Now you may be wondering if I've completely lost my mind. The answer is simple.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 19:58 |
Unattributed Remarks About Randy Newman's Penis #48 - 'It must be cold in here?'
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 21:13 |
They keep blitzing linebackers...
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: March 06 2015 at 21:19 |
The biggest troll on PA? (Frank Zappa, alas)
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