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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 00:49 |
The soul is absolute.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 01:24 |
Oft forgotten saints #882: Yinf, the patron saint of excel 2007
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:31 |
Samuel has a hitch attached to his belt so that he can pull wagons all day long.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:34 |
During the Memorial Day Parade, Alfred got tired of all the seriousness going on around him, went to the microphone for the loud speakers and promptly farted into it.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:35 |
François aime aller dans les toilettes publiques et de flairer la diarrhée.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:37 |
Гиант ролни тоалет папира није могао да задржи на Александар ентхусиам за пролазак Поопинг журку у метроу.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:39 |
オナラが建物から落ちるかどうかを判断するための実験は重い風に決定的だった。
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:40 |
After seeing the dog drink from the toilet, Fred went to get a straw.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:41 |
Jane hasn't been the same since hearing the "Dizzy, Dizzy Dinosaur" song.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 06:42 |
My Brita filter is now a garbage truck.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 07:49 |
Consider sucking on an ice cube.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 08:06 |
Atavachron wrote:
ExittheLemming wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
Nuns Or Butter: The Coming Politico-Agricultural Showdown | I can't believe it's not nuns. |
A strictly over-forty joke if ever there was one.
| Yep, I'm one of those easily impressionable Elderlies
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 09:51 |
I would love some insights.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 14:07 |
Don't kill the messenger. The mailman cometh.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 14:42 |
Never slip in sewage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 19:42 |
A truncated bass salary.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 22:50 |
No body? No shrew.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 23:14 |
It was a happy Trash Day till the raccoon saw his shadow.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64369
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 23:18 |
progaardvark wrote:
オナラが建物から落ちるかどうかを判断するための実験は重い風に決定的だった。 |
I completely disagree
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Polymorphia
Forum Senior Member
Joined: November 06 2012
Location: here
Status: Offline
Points: 8856
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Posted: March 25 2015 at 23:32 |
You don't know adversity until you lay your eyes on Bo, the working class three-legged fiddle player, while he beats you to death with a rusty metal baseball bat.
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