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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:36 |
Doomed business ventures #834: scratch-n-sniff in a sewage magazine
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:38 |
Raymond decided that English could be just like Hebrew so he took all the vowels off the keyboard.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:38 |
Warm dishes and rusty adventures are the theme for today.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48783
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 07:40 |
Bartholomew ran out of room in his refrigerator
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18373
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 09:44 |
Darryl came to realize what moose hunting season really meant
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 14:02 |
Restrict my happiness with your smile.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18373
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 14:14 |
Judy told her blind date that she would be wearing her flowery dress.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 15:07 |
I forgot about the time we put on clothes in Afghanistan.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18373
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 15:19 |
My afghan stands alone in the night, a warm and comforting friend.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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JD
Forum Senior Member
Joined: February 07 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 18373
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 15:29 |
Carl the Caterpillar finds true love at last
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 20:19 |
Thank the sandwich gods we eat at 9:04 PM.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 21:17 |
If I play enough backwards notes I can go back to 1969.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 21:41 |
Dirty dishwasher.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64377
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 22:47 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
Dairy of a Madman - Ozzy's Demons Banished by Simply Cutting Out Cheese, Milk and Butter |
Very moving read, how Randy came to him in a vision and told him yogurt was the Devil, not Ozzy.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 23:23 |
Almost violent isn't violent enough.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: April 22 2015 at 23:44 |
Those who are expendable sleep restlessly if at all, because they are expendable. Those who are not expendable have no time for sleep, because they are not expendable.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 23 2015 at 00:13 |
A sheeply recurrence.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: April 23 2015 at 00:21 |
The cradle of the heart's desire is infinitely better with a $1.99 hot dog.
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67382
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Posted: April 23 2015 at 01:02 |
i wodldldmitnd putttingh my wiener betweeen two buns if fyfj nfko km fkkf mf mmmm fwan
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Star_Song_Age_Less
Forum Senior Member
Joined: December 08 2014
Location: MA
Status: Offline
Points: 367
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Posted: April 23 2015 at 01:23 |
How many mittens can you get away with taking from kittens?
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https://www.facebook.com/JamieKernMusic
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