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HackettFan 
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 Posted: September 11 2015 at 23:59 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
Why even wear pants? |
Man With Hat But No Pants 
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HackettFan
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 00:10 |
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I bought clothes from a second hand store. The clothes came from a broken home and went through a difficult period of adjustment while trying to cope with their new lifestyle.
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Atavachron
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 00:14 |
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^ But when you think about it, doesn't everyone have a second hand? Show me someone with a fifth hand, now you're talkin', Little Amos.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 00:26 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Why even wear pants? |
Man With Hat But No Pants |
Pants are just a waste of time of synthetic fibers.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 00:40 |
Atavachron wrote:
^ But when you think about it, doesn't everyone have a second hand? Show me someone with a fifth hand, now you're talkin', Little Amos.
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Everyone has a second hand, true. Only clocks have a minute hand, though. Clocks do not have five hands, true. But they do manage quite well with three hands.
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HackettFan
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 00:42 |
I prefer fabrics made out of all natural Montana dental floss.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 00:53 |
HackettFan wrote:
I prefer fabrics made out of all natural Montana dental floss. |
I have an allergy to Montana.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 00:58 |
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Don't be paste.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 01:09 |
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Bad Calendar Ideas #88: Mustard Stains Of Switzerland
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 01:13 |
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49 minutes until the chicken can give you semolina.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 14:51 |
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I went to the store today looking for sky beef. All I could find was ground beef. The checkout clerk had no clue what I was talking about. How stupid!
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 15:03 |
^  Ancient Ethiopia had to have more clam bars than the modern version.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 15:49 |
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I've got my foot in the door and my pancreas in the bay window.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: September 12 2015 at 18:21 |
Stuck to the vomit of eternal destiny.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Location: Pearland
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 00:22 |
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I'm Gonna Net You, Sucka: Butterfly Collecting in America's Ghettos
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 00:54 |
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Bad calendar ideas #6: Chemical Burn Victims Of The East Coast
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 01:22 |
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Wolves become men. Men become pigs. Pigs become gas giants. Gas Giants become xylophones. Xylophones becomes wolves.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 01:44 |
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Nutsacks full of oatmeal.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 06:19 |
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As I've told you before, I'm a raving maniac.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 13 2015 at 13:09 |
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Drink acid to prosper.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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