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progaardvark 
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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 Posted: October 06 2015 at 08:21 |
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Every time I fill up my arrays, they laugh at me.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 08:22 |
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For the first time in 125 years, the Henderson stack popped out a fork.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 08:26 |
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Thomas is using a variable-base numbering system based on the number of public hairs he counts each morning. Today it's base 135.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 09:12 |
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Over the cubicle wall comes another burp. Everyone grab your nets!
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 09:14 |
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Spoiled jam is best for those with a parabolic "nuts curve."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 09:16 |
Ronald likes sitting on his plaid dish towel.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 10:06 |
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A morass of heavy metal isotopes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48752
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 11:21 |
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Since it was his birthday, Horace was permitted to poop on the escalator while passengers were diverted to the nearby elevator (where his friend Eric planned on doing his poop).
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 13:37 |
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All I do is pass veterinarian school these days, and all I can do is grow watermelons.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 14:15 |
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I remember when I died. It took place on a Tuesday after I strapped the Russian porn star to the mars orbiter.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 17:41 |
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Soda gives me prescience.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 18:59 |
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Bad colander ideas #22: The National Dutch Football Team
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 20:01 |
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It was civil war. Antimatter lost.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64353
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 20:57 |
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Just South of Cheese: Ina Garten Cooks with Unrefrigerated Meat
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 21:43 |
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Proper attitude can make up for poor suction.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 22:26 |
I threw her across the gorge. Ok, into the gorge.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 22:33 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
I threw her across the gorge. Ok, into the gorge. |
In the gorge on the first try? Your pretty good. If it were me, I would have ended up in the gorge myself. I had a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich with ice cream for lunch.
Edited by HackettFan - October 06 2015 at 22:35
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 22:39 |
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Live by the condom. Die by the condom.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: October 06 2015 at 22:43 |
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There must be something useful I can make with all these toenail clippings.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 07 2015 at 00:06 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
I threw her across the gorge. Ok, into the gorge. |
In the gorge on the first try? Your pretty good. If it were me, I would have ended up in the gorge myself. I had a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich with ice cream for lunch. |
You are less of a catastrophe than a Hitler reanimation though.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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