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In the Cage : 

Raindrops keep failing on my head, they keep falling on my - Don't get me started what this means!!!!

I mean the title itself is an OBVIOUS reference to kinky stuff.
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Is this thread about someone wanting to see Phil Collins' buttocks? Confused
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It's trolling from a guy that brought nothing else to the forum. 

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Stern Smile

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Confused

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Tongue

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Bwahahahahhahaha.
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Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

So... he's been waiting all his life to talk to his first partner if they remember him coming.

"Omigosh, it's been so long--"
"Remember when I CAME?"
"Uh... Nice seeing you. Bye."

This is Phil remembering his thoughts the night of the sexual fail.

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord"

He was only young but sex or losing virginity is what is most important to small balding chaps. To paraphrase: "Jesus I'm climaxing and we haven't even begun, Christ almighty I've waited ages for this, oh lordie, is this really happening? oh gawd"

The female then thinks back to not wanting to lend a hand to help him get re-aroused whilst he's figuratively drowning in his own semen.


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So... he's been waiting all his life to talk to his first partner if they remember him coming.

"Omigosh, it's been so long--"
"Remember when I CAME?"
"Uh... Nice seeing you. Bye."
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Hold on my heart

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Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Because a bajillion other artists in that time period didn't call their significant other mama.

Not is a song about child abuse.

Which brings me onto another Collins written song about youth...

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord"

Basically the youth in the song has suffered premature-ejaculation during his first ever sexual encounter and the two involved reminisce after a chance meeting years later.. 
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Because a bajillion other artists in that time period didn't call their significant other mama.
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Erm, guys sorry for this but I think we need to go even darker into the twisted mind that is Genesis....


"I can’t see you mama
But I can hardly wait
Ooh to touch and to feel you mama
Oh I just can’t keep away
In the heat and the steam of the city
Oh it’s got me running and I just can’t brake
So say you’ll help me mama
Cos it’s getting so hard..."

Trust me the rabbit hole goes even deeper....





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Ow. My head. Err... brain. No--goddammit. My thinking organ...?
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This is doing my head in by now........keep them mowing blades sharp = sustaining an erection ??? Now I can see the men in white coats aren't too far away.......
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

I bet you're going to tell me Whitesnake's "Slide It In" is about sex as well.

I have a feeling Genesis' Silver Rainbow might be though.
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Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by Matthew _Gill Matthew _Gill wrote:

I know what I like (in your Wardrobe)

I'm going to cut straight to the point here, it's a song about anal sex. 
At the absolute most it's about a peeping tom. (From what I understand of knowing what someone likes in someone elses's wardrobe, at any rate.)

I am curious what you believe "keep them mowing blades sharp" means, though.
Wait, wait wait--I got this... it means circumcise your multiple phalluses, right? LOL

No, the line refers to sustaining an erection. Mowing blade! 

"Sunday night, mr farmer called, said:
Listen son, you're wasting your time; there's a future for you
In the fire escape trade. come up to town!
But I remebered a voice from the past;
Gambling only pays when you're winning
- I had to thank old miss mort for schooling a failure.
Keep them mowing blades sharp...

I know what I like, and I like what I know;
Getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show."

Basically Mr Farmer calling at night is his erection popping up, Genesis often use 'night' as code word for time/need for sex. Farmer equals plough/fertilizer/grow etc. Loose terms for 'giving it to someone' etc. At this point he's thinking of anal "fire escape!" to improve his sex life but a controlling female or former conquest at some stage or his life has made him a bit of a limp dick, "gambling (on anal) only pays when you hard/winning" so anal might be off the menu. He knows he prefers anal and the reference to stepping one beyond your show is to step up to the next hole.
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I bet you're going to tell me Whitesnake's "Slide It In" is about sex as well.
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Originally posted by richardh richardh wrote:

Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Matthew _Gill Matthew _Gill wrote:

"And broke down the door of the cage and marched on out. 
He grabbed a creature by the scruff of his neck, pointing out: 
There, beyond the bounds of your weak imagination" 

Obvious reference to masturbation. I bet there are many more in the album. 

I think you need help.

Its usually a solo venture I believeWink

LOL
I didn't mean that sort of help.
Mind you...
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It was surprisingly easy.

...Oops. "Easy."
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I said "hang".
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Originally posted by Matthew _Gill Matthew _Gill wrote:

I know what I like (in your Wardrobe)

I'm going to cut straight to the point here, it's a song about anal sex. 
At the absolute most it's about a peeping tom. (From what I understand of knowing what someone likes in someone elses's wardrobe, at any rate.)

I am curious what you believe "keep them mowing blades sharp" means, though.
Wait, wait wait--I got this... it means circumcise your multiple phalluses, right? LOL


Edited by HemispheresOfXanadu - June 03 2014 at 06:38
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And did you know that Sabbath's self-titled debut is all about a guy who had no tongue. It is, I tell ya' ....
The line 'I was born without you baby, but my feelings were a little bit too strong'. Man, poor guy, what can I say........no cunnilingus for you......
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