micky wrote:
hopefully you weren't the ones taking the pics Ivan.... if so.. I'm coming there to spank your ass brother. The best place to be during disasters is at the local pub with a dark haired beauty sticking her tongue in your ear while you are trying to follow events on the TV... |
Are you crazy Mick?
That zone is red zone, if you go in the day, you'll probably survive butt naked, with 50 stitches in your face, and probably only one kidney.
If you go in the night...You'll leave like this:
micky wrote:
I'll never forget the whole OJ thing man... I was at world famous Willies (a bar in Stillwater) and I had this dish all over me.. wanting some big Mick.. I had to tell her i was gay so she left me alone ... we all just knew OJ was going to stop in the middle of the highway and blow himself away.. perhaps taking a few pigs with him. |
That made me remember, I had to travel with a very good looking woman who was expert in real state, after three or something trips, we ended sleeping in the same room.
One night I passed for her in a company car about 6 am to go on a trip, and a 2 Mt gorilla came out of the house shouting "Who is this mother f...ker Iván who shares room with my wife?"...I didn't knew she was married and never guessed how he knew we slept together.
I just extended my hand for him to kiss and calmly answered with a perfect flute like voice...Hi cute, I'm Ivan, but you can call me however you want.
The gorilla went into the house and told his wife "Why didn't you told me he was gay?"
Of course in that trip I went to a different floor in the hotel and sent my assistant (Who was gay and proud) in the next trips.
Edited by Ivan_Melgar_M - October 19 2016 at 17:09