World Cup Final

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A man had two tickets for the World Cup Final.  As he sits down, another man comes along and asks him if anyone is sitting in the spare seat next to him.
"No", he says, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" shouts the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it.....?"

"Well actually", he says, "the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Ohhh...I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else... a friend, a relative or even a neighbour to use the seat?"

The man shakes his head.......

"No. They're all at the funeral."

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mystic fred Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252	Topic: World Cup Final Posted: June 12 2006 at 11:19
	A man had two tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks him if anyone is sitting in the spare seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible!" shouts the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it.....?" "Well actually", he says, "the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married." "Ohhh...I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else... a friend, a relative or even a neighbour to use the seat?" The man shakes his head....... "No. They're all at the funeral."
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