emptiness/silence

A man goes into his doctor with a steering wheel hanging out the front of his pants.

The doctor says "how did that get there?"

The bloke says "dunno-but it's driving me nuts!"

Edited by Reed Lover

Lady Di arrives in heaven. Mother Teresa sees her and immediately goes to God and complains, "God, I have served people my whole life. Given all I have and all I get is this tiny halo. Lady Di has lived off the public, taking, taking, taking and never giving, yet she gets a huge halo. Why, God, why?" she pleads.

 

God says,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Chill out sister, that's a steering wheel, not a halo."

 

 

 

 

 

  

A bum goes into a bar and askes for a toothpick. The bartender looks at him strangely and gives him one. A minute later another bum goes in and askes for a toothpick as well. The bartender is a little curious but say's nothing. A minute later another bum goes in and askes for a straw. The bartender looks at him and asks "why do you want a straw and what did your buddies want the toothpicks for?" The bum looks at him and says "A girl just threw up in the alley and all the good stuff is gone".

 

>cough<