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    Posted: May 11 2010 at 13:17

It was a cold night. He was walking down the dark cobblestone street. He was alone. Suddenly, somebody touched his shoulder. He turned around and screamed.
Percussion, sir!
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 11 2010 at 14:50
Not quite unexpected, it was a vampire pretending to be count Dracula or something that revealed himself to the person seemingly called "He", in the chilling night.



(I suppose this is the meaning of this thread?)
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To prevent this thread from sinking away in the mire that is the JFF section, the vampire turned himself into a pesky bat, flying rapidly around the head of He. He wasn't really amused though, and he grasped the bat out of the air. He held it firmly with his fingertips. 
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This was very silly of him, because the bat got real mad and bit him in the hand with his vampire teeth.
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 12 2010 at 13:33
Impulsively, He let loose the bat, that flew away. 
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Suddenly, an Anti Air craft battery shot down the bat in a haze of fire!
 
Gepard 35mm GWI anti-aircraft tank
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The tank explodes with no reason really, and we're back in the dark cobblestone street. He feels his wound itch and starts to feel somewhat dizzy...




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Points: 67381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 12 2010 at 14:16
W00T?!?!? YOU DREW TAHT ON ISH THAT ALLAUWD?!?!?! Shocked
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A tiny drop of blood dropped on the pavement, next to a pigeon's feather.

'That's funny', he thought. 'That little drop on the street resembles the map of France...and it's underneath  the feather.'







Edited by clarke2001 - May 12 2010 at 17:47
Percussion, sir!
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As he looked up, He saw Hitler standing next to him. Hitler told him:
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