Worst Line Of Dialogue Ever

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Real ones only please ;)

Setting the bar pretty high with this one- I just about passed out first time I read it, even in context.

This is from The Savage She-Hulk #8 (September 1980)

Jennifer: When my friend Jill, a woman who led an active, successful life was killed-- I tried to save her because I cared for her! But you people-- you've lived for 500 years and haven't even cared enough to construct a defense against alligators!

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Textbook Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2009 Status: Offline Points: 3281	Topic: Worst Line Of Dialogue Ever Posted: November 13 2010 at 16:04
	Real ones only please ;) Setting the bar pretty high with this one- I just about passed out first time I read it, even in context. This is from The Savage She-Hulk #8 (September 1980) Jennifer: When my friend Jill, a woman who led an active, successful life was killed-- I tried to save her because I cared for her! But you people-- you've lived for 500 years and haven't even cared enough to construct a defense against alligators!

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Tapfret Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: August 12 2007 Location: Bryant, Wa Status: Offline Points: 8577	Posted: November 14 2010 at 11:21
	Well, you can pretty much pick any conversation in the original Star Wars trilogy. But Bill Paxton in Alien II takes the cake. "Check it out, I am the ULTIMATE BADASS!!!" Then proceeds to say "Check it out" about 6 times in the next 30 seconds. "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!" I don't think Sigurney Weaver had to really do any acting. I think she was truly horrified any time she shared a scene with him. Just awful stuff.
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Anthony H. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 11 2010 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 6088	Posted: November 14 2010 at 11:48
	OH GOD OH MAN. OH GOD OH MAN. OH GOD OH MAN. OH GOD. Edited by Anthony H. - November 14 2010 at 11:48


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	The entire script of Grease 2 as well as: Mary Poppins "votes for women!" Alien 2 "Were in some real pretty sh** now," Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero "I'll be back, I bet you didnt know I was gonna say that!" "You always say that"