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CPicard 
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 Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:57 |
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I can do without orgasm.
I mean, what has chocolate been created for? A compensation, people, a compensation.
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twseel
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:01 |
 CPicard wrote:
I can do without orgasm.
I mean, what has chocolate been created for? A compensation, people, a compensation.
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It has never been scientifically proven that the joy caused by chocolate is not an orgasmic one.
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Smurph
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:02 |
manofmystery wrote:
How much flesh would I need to get by? |
Well... it's an addiction. So it might start small... but you might get risky with it.
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HolyMoly
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:12 |
Smurph wrote:
manofmystery wrote:
How much flesh would I need to get by? |
Well... it's an addiction. So it might start small... but you might get risky with it. |
Week 3: LEFT ARM GONE
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Lą, sui monti.
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:13 |
twseel wrote:
CPicard wrote:
I can do without orgasm.
I mean, what has chocolate been created for? A compensation, people, a compensation.
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It has never been scientifically proven that the joy caused by chocolate is not an orgasmic one. |
Maybe I don't eat enough chocolate, then. Because I never went K.O. after eating chocolate.
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Epignosis
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:16 |
manofmystery wrote:
How much flesh would I need to get by? |
Shh...stop asking for specifics.
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Lą, sui monti.
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 15:31 |
Epignosis wrote:
manofmystery wrote:
How much flesh would I need to get by? |
Shh...stop asking for specifics.
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So, no question about which flesh on the body, then? Because the flesh on the arms must be harder to chew than the flesh on the butt.
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Triceratopsoil
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 18:33 |
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The poop is on payroll. How long does each one take, out of curiosity?
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 18:59 |
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Be addicted to tearing off your flesh and eating it
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vibrationbaby
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 19:21 |
We're talking about being in hell right? After you've been rejected at the pearly gates.
Sometimes taking a nice dump can be like an orgasm. So I think I would have no problem with that. You wouldn't even need a woman or the need to masturbate. It would come automatically. You would look on your watch an excuse yourself from whatever you're doing even if you were getting the best blow job of your life from one of your wite's best friends. Viola orgasm. Then you could go back to the blowjob have an orgasm and then back to the toilet for another orgasm. We're not talking about diarrhea here are we. Just regular pooping right. Maybe you could also get a note from your doctor saying that you have to orgasm every half an hour and you would not have to work for the rest of your life. Just sh*t your brains out and have a jolly good time for eternity.
Better than listening to Creed for eternity..
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 19:25 |
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I don't see how anyone would not opt for the poop-- heck I'm an
athlete; I eat and poop so frequently it might as well be every half
hour.
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Smurph
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 23:32 |
Vibrationbaby wrote:
We're talking about being in hell right? After you've been rejected at the pearly gates.Sometimes taking a nice dump can be like an orgasm. So I think I would have no problem with that. You wouldn't even need a woman or the need to masturbate. It would come automatically. You would look on your watch an excuse yourself from whatever you're doing even if you were getting the best blow job of your life from one of your wite's best friends. Viola orgasm. Then you could go back to the blowjob have an orgasm and then back to the toilet for another orgasm. We're not talking about diarrhea here are we. Just regular pooping right. Maybe you could also get a note from your doctor saying that you have to orgasm every half an hour and you would not have to work for the rest of your life. Just sh*t your brains out and have a jolly good time for eternity. Better than listening to Creed for eternity.. |
Hahahahajaha yes. This is hilarious. And this is why I made this poll :)
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stonebeard
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Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 23:58 |
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Creed.
It's not the worst thing ever. And I'd probably just not voluntarily listen to music again.
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Eria Tarka
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Location: BC, Canada
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Posted: August 15 2013 at 03:00 |
Edited by bytor2112 - August 15 2013 at 03:03
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008
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Posted: August 15 2013 at 06:36 |
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^I've seen sexier men.
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