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Topic: The Intelligent People's Thread

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Subject: The Intelligent People's Thread
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:25

This is a thread for Intelligent people only.

As the smartest person in the universe, it falls to me to start this thread and to officially admit other people into this thread.

If you wish to be an official member of this thread, then post your 5 best characteristics so that the other members can judge you. These should not be mental characteristics, because it is assumed that if you want to become a member of this thread, then you are already a very smart person.

If you join, you can enjoy conversing about such diverse intellectual things as: caviar, wine, classical music, how inferior other people are, and other things that might be discussed in a traditional gentleman's (or woman's) club.

List of official members so far:

JJLehto, cuncuna, rileydog22, The Miracle, The Wizard, moreitsythanyou, Arrrghus, Drew, Man Erg, Atavachron, Certif1ed, Sean Trane, Visitor13, Firepuck, andu, Ricochet, StarsongAgeless, progismylife, laplace, Syzygy, Snow Dog, magnus, Viajero Astral, king of Siam, Geck0, Vompatti, The Lost Chord, puma, MrHiccup, prog-jester, fungusucantkill

And of Course the ever amazing Atomic_Rooster

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Replies:

Posted By: Arrrghus
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:26

Well, this is SOOOOO modest.

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Posted By: Drew
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:30

me smart

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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:31

1. I'm emo
2. I suffer from paranoiia, OCD, ADD, etc
3. I hate people
4. I look like a serial killer
5. I'm emo

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:35

1. I suport publik edikation

2. I can hit my head with a hammer 7 times before passing out

3. I can tell time now

5. I think Robert Fripp was the best drummer/pop singer ever!

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:38

You guys who have posted so far have passed the test!

Welcome to the big boys club!

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:40

JJLehto wrote:

1. I suport publik edikation

2. I can hit my head with a hammer 7 times before passing out

3. I can tell time now

5. I think Robert Fripp was the best drummer/pop singer ever!

Robert Fripp is in fact the best drummer/pop singer ever

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:42

Yay! I are winner!

And I thank you sir.

Posted By: Arrrghus
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:44

1. A
2. B
3. C
$. D

. Pants

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:46

(cuts a fatty cuban and pours a glass of merlot) so, as a highly intelligent person, I recommend such intelligent things as which one of us is the most sexually attractive (compared to me of course, but I won't be posting a picture of myself because I'm lazy)

any ideas?

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:48

Well, I know for a FACT, and this is no joke, I might be the least sexually attractive.

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:50

I wholeheartedly agree, very good, very good indeed.

Would any of you care for some tunafish (I ate all the caviar)
or some delightful escargot?

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:54

Of course.

Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:55

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Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:57

fart

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:58

The Miracle wrote:

Preschool stuff. any child with a doll could understand that (breaks out the scotch and deep-fried turkey legs)

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 21:59

Reminds me of John Bell's Inequality Theory, one of my personal favorite theories of Quantam Mechanics.

Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:01

I neversaid that was complex, I just calculated it in Paint in 20 seconds Ermm

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:01

Ahh yes... I believe I included that in my final analysis of string theory last night when I was sitting on the toilet for a few hours...

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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:01

I got a 95 on my calc test. Can I join?

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:02

moreitsythanyou wrote:

I got a 95 on my calc test. Can I join?

You must list your 5 best characteristics and then be admitted by a member

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:03

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

Ahh yes... I believe I included that in my final analysis of string theory last night when I was sitting on the toilet for a few hours...

Have you come up with a Theory of Everything yet?

I hear the string theory is critical for that.

Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:04

Personally I find myself to be an intelligent person. The vast expanses of my brain are full of the wealth of knowledge and there's stil room for more. In my spare time I take the company of my comrades, listen to experimental rock music, indulge in literary pleasures, write prose and poetry, as well as play music with my band. To me imagination and creativity is more important than knowledge, but knowledge is still a very important thing because it is the enemy of ignorance, the ultimate plague upon society. Imagination and creativity on the other hand are enemies of the plague that is conformity and those dedicated to producing it. The tool used to battle conformity and ignorance is the ultimate from of human expression - language. Language is the most effective method of changing minds and swaying the ways of the public. The goal of a democratic society should be to ensure that all it's members learn to use this tool and use it as the tool of unlimited free expression it is.

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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:05

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

moreitsythanyou wrote:

I got a 95 on my calc test. Can I join?

You must list your 5 best characteristics and then be admitted by a member

Oh ok then

1. My mind has led me to this thread

2. I actually get some of the jokes here

3. Number three doesn't exist, but I can change that

4. I can post emoticons(see

)

5. I'm actually all like smart and stuff

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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:06

The Wizard wrote:

Personally I find myself to be an intelligent person. The vast expanses of my brain are full of the wealth of knowledge and there's stil room for more. In my spare time I take the company of my comrades, listen to experimental rock music, indulge in literary pleasures, write prose and poetry, as well as play music with my band. To me imagination and creativity is more important than knowledge, but knowledge is still a very important thing because it is the enemy of ignorance, the ultimate plague upon society. Imagination and creativity on the other hand are enemies of the plague that is conformity and those dedicated to producing it. The tool used to battle conformity and ignorance is the ultimate from of human expression - language. Language is the most effective method of changing minds and swaying the ways of the public. The goal of a democratic society should be to ensure that all it's members learn to use this tool and use it as the tool of unlimited free expression it is.

If you can express that as a 5-point bulleted list, your in.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:06

moreitsythanyou wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

moreitsythanyou wrote:

I got a 95 on my calc test. Can I join?

You must list your 5 best characteristics and then be admitted by a member

Oh ok then

1. My mind has led me to this thread

2. I actually get some of the jokes here

3. Number three doesn't exist, but I can change that

4. I can post emoticons(see

)

5. I'm actually all like smart and stuff

Maybe the creator should decide....but that seems perfect for entrance to me.

Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:07

JJLehto wrote:

Reminds me of John Bell's Inequality Theory, one of my personal favorite theories of Quantam Mechanics.

Bell's inequality has one fatal flaw: if entangled particles do in fact transmit data faster than the speed of light, then hidden variables continue to be a viable quantum theory. Since no experimental data has shown that entanglement reacts at less than or equal to the speed of light, I continue to believe that hidden variables are possible and quite elegant. Besides, Bell was working in support of the Copenhagen view, the single most uninspired, boring, unelegant idea the physics world has ever concieved.

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:08

JJLehto wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

Ahh yes... I believe I included that in my final analysis of string theory last night when I was sitting on the toilet for a few hours...

Have you come up with a Theory of Everything yet?

I hear the string theory is critical for that.

yes actually, I have created a unified field theory and its pretty simple...

Science is obsolete, so we should stop worrying about problems and debate over who is smarter from the comfort of a shady cave.

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:08

JJLehto wrote:

moreitsythanyou wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

moreitsythanyou wrote:

I got a 95 on my calc test. Can I join?

You must list your 5 best characteristics and then be admitted by a member

Oh ok then

1. My mind has led me to this thread

2. I actually get some of the jokes here

3. Number three doesn't exist, but I can change that

4. I can post emoticons(see

)

5. I'm actually all like smart and stuff

Maybe the creator should decide....but that seems perfect for entrance to me.

I second that

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Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:09

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

Ahh yes... I believe I included that in my final analysis of string theory last night when I was sitting on the toilet for a few hours...

uggggghhhh.... string theory. Why the hell is string theory so popular? No one has a single reason why string theory should be any righter than any other model. The Classical model and String model produce EXACTLY the same results for all experiments currently within the ability of the technologies avaliable today. String theory gets all the attention, but there's absolutely nothing currently SUPPORTING IT!

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:11

I do say, this man is challenging everything you have done Atomic Rooster!

Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:11

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

If you can express that as a 5-point bulleted list, your in.

1. Imagination and Knowledge are good

2. Conformity and Ignorance are bad

3. Language is powerful

4. It is the ultimate form of expression

5. Democracy should teach those under it to take advantage of this

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Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:12

rileydog22 wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

Ahh yes... I believe I included that in my final analysis of string theory last night when I was sitting on the toilet for a few hours...

I prefer Quantum Loop Gravity personally. It makes more sense to me and dosen't require the existense of more than 4 dimensions.

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:13

rileydog22 wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

Ahh yes... I believe I included that in my final analysis of string theory last night when I was sitting on the toilet for a few hours...

ahh, but it cannot actually be disproven as of yet, whereas the Classical model does not justify quantum mechanics with general relativity (though most can't begin to prove how string theory does)

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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:13

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— First review of this album —

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Posted Tuesday, May 01, 2007, 12:1

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:14

The Wizard wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

If you can express that as a 5-point bulleted list, your in.

1. Imagination and Knowledge are good

2. Conformity and Ignorance are bad

3. Language is powerful

4. It is the ultimate form of expression

5. Democracy should teach those under it to take advantage of this

good enough for me; have some bull testicles!

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:14

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

The Wizard wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

If you can express that as a 5-point bulleted list, your in.

1. Imagination and Knowledge are good

2. Conformity and Ignorance are bad

3. Language is powerful

4. It is the ultimate form of expression

5. Democracy should teach those under it to take advantage of this

good enough for me; have some bull testicles!

Thank you. I shall.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:16

Scotch, caviar, and bull testicles.

Truly the life.

Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:16

A poll to the quantum scientists out there: What's your take on the wave-particle duality? Copenhagen, hidden variables, multiverse, sum-over-histories, or what?

I'm a DeBroglie guy myself, I think his hidden variables theories make a lot of sense. Sum-over-histories is also an interesting theory, and I think it's actually sort of similar to the DeBroglie model, or perhaps could be the mechanism behind the "hidden variables." Hmmmm.....that's an interesting idea. I'm gonna mull that over a bit.

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:18

JJLehto wrote:

Scotch, caviar, and bull testicles.

Truly the life.

inDEED! (hmmmm... should I get out the bull penises or is it to soon..)

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Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:18

rileydog22 wrote:

A poll to the quantum scientists out there: What's your take on the wave-particle duality? Copenhagen, hidden variables, multiverse, sum-over-histories, or what?

I'm a DeBroglie guy myself, I think his hidden variables theories make a lot of sense. Sum-over-histories is also an interesting theory, and I think it's actually sort of similar to the DeBroglie model, or perhaps could be the mechanism behind the "hidden variables." Hmmmm.....that's an interesting idea. I'm gonna mull that over a bit.

COPENHAGEN 4 LIFE YA'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This stuff is really confusing yet way too interesting.

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Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:20

Copenhagen isn't confusing. It's just the opposite; it's a cop-out. "Ummmmmm.....stuff happens? and we don't know what it is, so it's obviously impossible to konw what happens! So let's stop thinking about it!"

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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:22

1.- I'm brown (my skin is smart ebough to have pigmentation highly resistent to UV radiation.

2.- I'm small (need less energy, fit in small places, like the subway in pic hour).

3.- I'm cuncuna. I can answer anything.

4.- I like prog, but I don't have problems with the opposite sex at all.

5.- I know what crostini is.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:22

DeBroglie makes the most sense to me.

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:23

rileydog22 wrote:

Copenhagen isn't confusing. It's just the opposite; it's a cop-out. "Ummmmmm.....stuff happens? and we don't know what it is, so it's obviously impossible to konw what happens! So let's stop thinking about it!"

Actually thats why I like it.

FOUND THE MINI-CHEESCAKES!

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:24

cuncuna wrote:

1.- I'm brown (my skin is smart ebough to have pigmentation highly resistent to UV radiation.

2.- I'm small (need less energy, fit in small places, like the subway in pic hour).

3.- I'm cuncuna. I can answer anything.

4.- I like prog, but I don't have problems with the opposite sex at all.

5.- I know what crostini is.

Ahh, you could be very useful indeed, especially for numbers 2 and 4, cuz we all got problems with the ladies in here!

You're in

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:31

Indeed, and mini cheescake is nothing without some salmon egg.

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:33

unfortunately rileydog ate all the salmon egg (and bull penises) so we've got some prime rib and filet mignon that my dog found!

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Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:35

One of my best attributes is that I would never want to join anything that says it's membership is superior to others.

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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:35

I have problems with the ladies because they don't like guys who are smarter than them.

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:35

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

unfortunately rileydog ate all the salmon egg (and bull penises) so we've got some prime rib and filet mignon that my dog found!

ALL the bull penis?

Well, we never can go wrong with filet mignon.

Posted By: ClemofNazareth
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:39

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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."

Albert Camus

Posted By: heyitsthatguy
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:50

ass

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Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:51

JJLehto wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

unfortunately rileydog ate all the salmon egg (and bull penises) so we've got some prime rib and filet mignon that my dog found!

ALL the bull penis?

Sorry, I was really hungry. Quantum physics really stirs up the appetite, y'know?

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:52

bhikkhu wrote:

I would never want to join anything that says it's membership is superior to others.

opposite of the classic "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me for a member."

Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:55

rileydog22 wrote:

JJLehto wrote:

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

unfortunately rileydog ate all the salmon egg (and bull penises) so we've got some prime rib and filet mignon that my dog found!

ALL the bull penis?

Sorry, I was really hungry. Quantum physics really stirs up the appetite, y'know?

It is no problem at all rileydog.

Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: May 02 2007 at 22:57

A truly important reason to be included: I'm ahead of my time in 20 minutes.

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Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 00:15

I'll update my thread opening post periodically so we know who the members all are.

Don't worry, I'll pickup some more bull penis in the morning Pig

I feel you The Miracle, but its ok, we don't need no dumb girls - but some intelligent ones are welcome to join Pig

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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 00:37

Thank You.

And I'm going to bed, even the most intelligent people on the planet need to sleep.

I have not yet evolved beyond that need.

Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 01:21

1. I have mastered time travel.

2. I have thumbs.

3. I spell definitely definately as often as possible.

4. I can count to ten.

5. I have invented more then 15 languages that only I can speak.

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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Posted By: andu
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 01:46

1. Omlette du fromage.
2. Omlette du fromage.
3. Omlette du fromage.
4. Omlette du fromage.
5. Omlette du fromage.

Big%20smile

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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 01:53

I am the inventer of the Choice theory, which says you get to choose between something, in any leaving breath, choice and action of your life.
I haven't had my total grade in school lower than 10 (which is the max) since 1997.
I read the coolest intellectual magazines that come in Romania, plus even reach out to debates with za intellectuals, on what I've seen they've written. I'm am a becoming star among what's brainy inside Romania.
In my fertility research, have managed to succesfully impregnate, in vitro, a female mouse
I am totally, indubitably, perminanently a misunderstood person.
I am masterliness.

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Posted By: StarsongAgeless
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 02:01

So THIS is where all the intelligent people are!

1. I am arrogant
2. I am humble enough to admit I'm arrogant
3. I am arrogant enough to call myself humble for admitting that I am arrogant
4. I am much better with words than I am with math, but I got a master's in physics because I am so spiffy
5. I like the word spiffy, and I'll throw my best doily at anyone who thinks I don't!

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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 02:14

I can walk and chew gum simultaneously
Can sleep with my eves open (good for boring doferences)
Can open a bottle with my teeth
I have discovered ten different uses for a fork including a couple very nasty
I am able to disconnect my ears when Celine Dion is singing

Iván

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Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 02:15

1. I have dual citizenship
2. I have free time in school I'm so smart
3. I am a 21 Century Schizoid Man
4. I take English to try and communicate with the fols who are lesser than we
5. My hair is long, proving that my brain is bigger than most people since the hair has to move out

Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 04:22

Ivan_Melgar_M wrote:

Can sleep with my eves open (good for boring doferences)
I am able to disconnect my ears when Celine Dion is singing

Iván

excellent. Big%20smile

the last one is a musician's skill. Big%20smile

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Posted By: laplace
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 05:02

1. I wrote a new version of this thread containing modified versions of everyone's comments to fit iambic pentameter and bestowed each verse with the same gematric index.
2. I invented a new internet on which to host said thread and gargled it in sixtyFIVE bit encryption, finally converting it to an alphabet of my own creation.
3. I then deleted it in a fit of altruism because knowledge should be free man it was like a revelation with buddha beams hitting me right between the eyes
4.

5. I have sublimated into pure, chocolate-flavoured intellectual energy. I now analyse music by studying the vibrations of the area immediately surrounding my hifi made out of gold-plated laplatanium.

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH GO TO HELL

Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 05:17

There. I've posted here and you can no longer call this "The Intelligent People's Thread", muhahaha

Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 05:17

laplace wrote:

I now analyse music by studying the vibrations of the area immediately surrounding my hifi made out of gold-plated laplatanium.

I knew it.. you're a few months away from assorted dental noises.

Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 05:28

I've got my own dartboard
I've been to hospital
I can play the kazoo
I can think of 3 things to go on this list
Actually, that makes 4 - but somehow I've made it to 5!

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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom

Posted By: master10734
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:00

Im dumb though, should I leave?

Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:04

I have a venomous bite
I never wake up
One of my feet is the same size as the other
I write with crayons
I'm not very generous

Ok, where do I sign up?

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:10

Man Erg wrote:

1.Is to 3 what 4 is to 2
2.is to 5 what 3 is to 1
3.is to 2 what 5 is to 4
4.is to 1 what 2 is to 5
5 is to 4 what 1 is to 3

the answer is No.

Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:10

1.Is to 3 what 4 is to 2
2.is to 5 what 3 is to 1
3.is to 2 what 5 is to 4
4.is to 1 what 2 is to 5
5 is to 4 what 1 is to 3

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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:11

that was strange

Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:12

Atavachron wrote:

that was strange

Temporal shift

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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:13

The answer is 'c'

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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:13

Man Erg wrote:

Atavachron wrote:

that was strange

Temporal shift

talk about intelligent!

Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:17

Atavachron wrote:

Man Erg wrote:

Atavachron wrote:

that was strange

Temporal shift

talk about intelligent!

Yep! My IQ is so high that it went off of the scale and back to single figures

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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 06:38

I bet few know the answer to the great question of life. Wink

I sure do.

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Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 07:51

Ricochet wrote:

I bet few know the answer to the great question of life. Wink

I sure do.

42 ?

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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 07:53

Man Erg wrote:

Ricochet wrote:

I bet few know the answer to the great question of life. Wink

I sure do.

42 ?

You sure? I'm pretty sure the answer is Portugal.

Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 07:54

Atavachron wrote:

Man Erg wrote:

Ricochet wrote:

I bet few know the answer to the great question of life. Wink

I sure do.

42 ?

You sure? I'm pretty sure the answer is Portugal.

Belgium, man, Belgium!!!

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Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 08:10

Snow Dog wrote:

Atavachron wrote:

Man Erg wrote:

Ricochet wrote:

I bet few know the answer to the great question of life. Wink

I sure do.

42 ?

You sure? I'm pretty sure the answer is Portugal.

Belgium, man, Belgium!!!

Brussels, Flanders or Wallonia ?

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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 08:52

laplace wrote:

I have sublimated into pure, chocolate-flavoured intellectual energy. I now analyse music by studying the vibrations of the area immediately surrounding my hifi made out of gold-plated laplatanium.

That's not possible - following extensive studies, I discovered that chocolate-flavoured energy specfically inhibits the analysis of musical waveforms.

Now, if it had been banana-flavoured energy, you'd probably have been on something.

ON a different subject, all this talk of string theory is nonsense - even the M-string theorists don't know what they're talking about. Pocket universes, my foot - there aren't any in my pockets, and anyway, that's like saying the film "Sliding Doors" is a true-to-life documentary: Everyone knows that it's safe to assume that the Spanish Inquisition is now over - and that is the only factual part of the whole film, and hence part of my unified theory of everything.

I mean, a dweeb like Colin Hannah copping off with Gwyneth Paltrow?

The universe, sorry, this universe didn't start with a big bang - it was some guy in a previously existing universe who'd just finished building a massive supercomputer capable of simulating entire universes in a virtual reality field, and he dropped the exploding particle in as a joke, to give any life-forms capable of observation something to keep them occupied so they'd constantly be looking in the wrong places for all the answers.

He also invented super turtles.

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The important thing is not to stop questioning.

Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:05

I like chocolate turtles

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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:24

alright, picked up another sack of bull penises!

Everyone who posted a list of 5 things is now an official member and will be added to the member roster!

and Certif1ed has been added too because of his awesome discourse on his extensive studies

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Posted By: Man Erg
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:38

Atomic_Rooster wrote:

alright, picked up another sack of bull penises!

Everyone who posted a list of 5 things is now an official member and will be added to the member roster!

and Certif1ed has been added too because of his awesome discourse on his extensive studies

Sorry? Member roster.You didn't say anything about fowl being part of this.Is it a little red one?

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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.

Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:49

1. I listen to prog and managed to get women to like it and still love me.

2. I got hired and get paid a fortune to be allowed to roam around the PA as soon as I get a minute, and I manage to get a lot of those minutes.

3. I managed my obsessions to become even more obsessive, but being able to do them all within an evening (sex, wine drinking, prog listening, reading and smoke the fat Jamaican cigar)

4. I generally succeed to avoid looking or sounding superior by integrating jeans & Tees at work and making below-the-belt remarks, yet one of my job duties is to get across complicated safety rules to people that do not want to know them.

5. I managed to scrape up four items to get to this fifth one, and still sound intelligent enough to get accepted on this terribly arrivist and arrogant club.

Where is the 1986 Pauillac bottle?

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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:56

Sean Trane wrote:

1. I listen to prog and managed to get women to like it and still love me.

2. I got hired and paid a fortune to be allowed to roam around the PA as soon as I get a minutes, and I managed to get a lot of those minutes.

3. I managed my obsessions to become more obsessive, but being able to do them all within an evening (sex, wine drinking, prog listening, reading and smokie the fat Jamaican cigar)

4. I generally succeed to avoid looking or sounding superior by integrating jeans and making below-the-belt remarks , yet one of my job duties is to get across complicated safety rules to people that do not want to know them.

5. I managed to scrape up four items to get to this fifth one, and still sound intelligent enough to get accepted on this terribly arrivist and arrogant club.

Where is the 1986 Pauillac bottle?

Welcome aboard!

however, as to the booze, I'm afraid several of the members last night drank ALL of it, so its more of a bring your own booze affair for the time being.
We still have cubans, caviar, and bull penises though Pig

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:56

This could be my only chance to get a bull penis!

OK, calm down, you can't screw this up. List five things, five things... ok, here goes:

56. Ummmmh....

There, I've done it

! I think...

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:58

Visitor13 wrote:

This could be my only chance to get a bull penis!

OK, calm down, you can't screw this up. List five things, five things... ok, here goes:

56. Ummmmh....

There, I've done it

! I think...

Ok, good enough

here's your bull penis! Big%20smile

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:59

Visitor13 wrote:

This could be my only chance to get a bull penis!

...

You might want to try with ManOverboard. I heard he's hung like a bull. You might just get a piece of it.

Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 09:59

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 10:02

Man Erg wrote:

Sorry? Member roster.You didn't say anything about fowl being part of this.Is it a little red one?

uhh... maybe I should raise the intelligence requirement...
I mean, good use of your skills of deductive reasoning - Star

- gold star sticker for you!

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Posted By: Firepuck
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 10:10

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Firepuck, himself, was permanently pissed.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a bull penis today.

Pass the Pauillac

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Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 10:17

Firepuck wrote:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Firepuck, himself, was permanently pissed.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a bull penis today.

Pass the Pauillac

ahhh, very good very good Clap

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I do, however, love Heidegger and Wittgenstein.

Bull penises are complimentary!

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 10:25

Now, perhaps, we should all discuss a very intellectual topic... hmm

Perhaps we should all rant about the indignities that we have been forced to endure intellectually.

For me, a recent indignity occured when I bought a painting, The Black Dress by Felix Mas. And when I got it, I discovered that the painter had misspelled his name when signing the painting!

Another one... I was walking my Bichon the other evening, and it was attacked by an ill-bred pit bull. So I stun gunned it in the eye

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.

Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 10:25

I really shouldn't be posting in this thread.

My only contribution is

NEW PAGE

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Proud to be an un-banned member since 2005

Posted By: Atomic_Rooster
Date Posted: May 03 2007 at 10:31

aHA!
I found a bottle of Claret!

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I am but a servant of the mighty Fripp, the sound of whose loins shall forever be upon the tongues of his followers.