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Statutory-Mike
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Topic: Most obnoxious rock star Posted: June 08 2008 at 20:15 |
Lars wins, but I think Dee Schnieder deserves a spot.
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The Quiet One
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Posted: June 08 2008 at 19:26 |
Hey where's the ROCK OF LOVE?? The one from Poison, haha, that man is a joke. Though, nice "reality" show, hehe.
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Dim
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Posted: June 08 2008 at 19:22 |
tszirmay wrote:
BroSpence wrote:
Did anyone hear the Yngwie on the airline story?
Apparently a passenger or steward accidentally spilled a drink on him and he stood up and said (while continuing to try and look like Ritchie Blackmoore) "YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE f**kING FURY!"
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Would you like a solo with that?  |
"Yngwie, why do you scallop your frets"?
"Because... it makes me a better player" In his stuck up accent.
I heard Yngwie replaced his penis with a guitar so people can pay to watch him masturbate (Old STC joke). Seriously he is a real dick.
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Kimoi
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Posted: June 08 2008 at 03:47 |
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Pnoom!
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Posted: June 07 2008 at 18:42 |
Already knew the answer was Axl before opening the thread, so since he was a choice, I voted him. Otherwise I would've gone for Simmons.
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Finnforest
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Posted: June 07 2008 at 18:28 |
Ted Nugent. Way too much ego for such little talent.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: June 07 2008 at 18:26 |
I smell another reality TV show coming on and frankly it stinks.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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tszirmay
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Posted: June 07 2008 at 12:49 |
BroSpence wrote:
Did anyone hear the Yngwie on the airline story?
Apparently a passenger or steward accidentally spilled a drink on him and he stood up and said (while continuing to try and look like Ritchie Blackmoore) "YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE f**kING FURY!"
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Would you like a solo with that? 
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I never post anything anywhere without doing more than basic research, often in depth.
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BroSpence
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Posted: June 07 2008 at 03:08 |
Did anyone hear the Yngwie on the airline story?
Apparently a passenger or steward accidentally spilled a drink on him and he stood up and said (while continuing to try and look like Ritchie Blackmoore) "YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE f**kING FURY!"
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: June 07 2008 at 01:49 |
+1 On Malmsteen. I saw him live in 2006, he pulled an amazing array of "I'M GOD" facial expressions when he performed  , but if anything, even if he does the talk, he can do the walk I guess.
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Avantgardehead
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 15:30 |
From the list, Axl Rose. Of all the stories I've heard about this guy, ugh. He seems like the most annoying also. Not from the list, Yngwie Malmsteen. Dear lord, the guy has a ego bigger than his belly and is a complete ass. Just watch some of his "instructional" videos on YouTube. "Well, uh, if you knew... music theory, I wouldn't even have to tell you this... uh".
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http://www.last.fm/user/Avantgardian
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 10:51 |
GoldenSpiral wrote:
prog-chick wrote:
Lars Ulrich is my hero!!!!!!
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Besides the fact that he's an all around terrible drummer, this guy is obviously the biggest douchecannon in rock.
He honestly believes that even if you pay for his music, you shouldn't be allowed to do what you want with it. Bought the CD? great! want to listen to it on your mp3 player? you have to buy it again! no copying of your own music! take that video off youtube! dont you know no one is paying to see it??? we're going to starve!
Some bands (i.e. NIN, Radiohead) have realized that being famous means you can make tons of money by essentially giving away the music for free. Metallica thinks you should have to pay for every Metallica experience, no matter how insignificant. The arrogance astounds me.
It's certainly one thing to expect to get paid for the work you put into your music, but Lars goes out of his way to show that he's really only in it for the money. A song isn't an emotional release, it's a business investment.
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+1 Completely agree with you. The saddest part is knowing he really was into it for the love of back when the band were in their musical prime from 1981 to 1989. As much as Dave Mustaine was sometimes full of sh*t and said some pretty harsh things, at least I can respect him for having way more integrity than Lars. Mustaine would always admit his second guitarist in his band, no matter what the line up was, could run rings around him in the lead guitar field and he still does, which shows some degree of humbleness in him. Even in Megadeth's most commercial sounding stuff, their was still always this element to it that showed he wasn't completely in it for the money, it's hard to explain, but it's a vibe lacking in say, Load, Reload and St Anger. For example, Youthanasia had A Tout Le Monde on it, but despite it's melodic bent, you can feel every ounce of Mustaine's heart and soul in that song.
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A B Negative
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 10:46 |
tszirmay wrote:
You are always so AB Positive! Homeland security is now actively searching for lollypops as weapons of "mass" destruction (rock concerts are like arena religious gatherings!) and insuring the safety of stage performers evrywhere from the aftereffects of sticky adhesions to the eyelid area. Humor remains the greatest thrill . |
Well, as long as you find it funny...
Edited by A B Negative - June 08 2008 at 05:19
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"The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar.... Now, that's my idea of a good time."
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tszirmay
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 10:10 |
You are always so AB Positive! Homeland security is now actively searching for lollypops as weapons of "mass" destruction (rock concerts are like arena religious gatherings!) and insuring the safety of stage performers evrywhere from the aftereffects of sticky adhesions to the eyelid area. Humor remains the greatest thrill .
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A B Negative
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 09:56 |
tszirmay wrote:
I guess you haven't heard Bowie's recent concert "Lollypop" scandal . He got hit by one in the eye, stuck there mysteriously according to legend and he took a very hissy fit . Funny really . He should have just "sucked it up"  |
I don't think it's very funny to be assaulted at one's place of work.
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"The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar.... Now, that's my idea of a good time."
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Easy Money
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 08:54 |
I'd like to back up Jim Garten's Ted Nuegent recommendation. Along with his faked videos about bow and arrow hunting, he uses the stage to go on about US citizens who can't speak English.
I read that Art Garfunkel once stopped a show and kicked a woman off stage who was doing sign language for deaf people.
Regarding Jammun's reference to patient rock stars, when I was much younger I bugged the crap out of Fripp at a record signing, he waited a good 20 minutes or so before he finally got a chance to put in a well timed put-down in front of all that were there. It was very embarassing.
Edited by Easy Money - June 06 2008 at 08:56
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Help the victims of the russian invasion: http://www.jazzmusicarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=28523&PID=130446&title=various-ways-you-can-help-ukraine#130446
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GoldenSpiral
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 08:31 |
prog-chick wrote:
Lars Ulrich is my hero!!!!!!
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Besides the fact that he's an all around terrible drummer, this guy is obviously the biggest douchecannon in rock.
He honestly believes that even if you pay for his music, you shouldn't be allowed to do what you want with it. Bought the CD? great! want to listen to it on your mp3 player? you have to buy it again! no copying of your own music! take that video off youtube! dont you know no one is paying to see it??? we're going to starve!
Some bands (i.e. NIN, Radiohead) have realized that being famous means you can make tons of money by essentially giving away the music for free. Metallica thinks you should have to pay for every metallica experience, no matter how insignificant. The arrogance astounds me.
It's certainly one thing to expect to get paid for the work you put into your music, but Lars goes out of his way to show that he's really only in it for the money. A song isn't an emotional release, it's a business investment.
Honorable mention for Axl Rose, too. I think Dave Grohl summed up my feelings for Axl quite nicely when he said something like, "You know Axl Rose took a gypsy fortune teller on tour with GnR... I wonder if she ever told him he'd be a total d**k the rest of his life, or if she felt obligated to tell him nice things?"
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Blacksword
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 08:25 |
BaldJean wrote:
I would have expected Ozzy Osbourne to be on the list. biting off the head of a pigeon in front of a running camera can hardly be topped for being "obnoxious"
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It could be put down to mental illness, rather than being obnoxious. He's never been the most stable of people.
I'd like to vote for both Axl Rose, (I cant stand that man) and Gene Simmons. Even as a 12 year old Kiss fan, I thought he was a complete d!ck. Recent TV appearences have merely confirmed this belief. Ace Frehley was the best in Kiss..
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 07:00 |
darqDean wrote:
Bono - just because, that's why
...having said that, I will be taking great pleasure in waiting 15 years after it's eventual release before buying Chinese Democracy.... assuming I'll still be alive by then. |
They say democracy in China will come about before Chinese Democracy is released
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BaldJean
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Posted: June 06 2008 at 06:44 |
I would have expected Ozzy Osbourne to be on the list. biting off the head of a pigeon in front of a running camera can hardly be topped for being "obnoxious"
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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