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Will it protect me from flu if I put it on my Casio?

I've got to send it around to some friends of mine... that'll really make their day! Great one, Mark! Thumbs Up

>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
>admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
>pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
>room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
>
>As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
>and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
>with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>
>The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
>no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
>tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
>
>"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
>the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
>ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
>that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't
>had the flu all winter?"

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	I've got to send it around to some friends of mine... that'll really make their day! Great one, Mark!

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marktheshark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 24 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1695	Posted: July 02 2006 at 00:45
	>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was >admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the >pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting >room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. > >As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a >cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, >and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned >with tea and scones, they began to chat. > >The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and >its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could >no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would >tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. > >"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through >the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the >ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and >that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't >had the flu all winter?"