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    Posted: September 13 2005 at 03:34
Originally posted by lmollea lmollea wrote:

Of course this is what I call a joke template.
Remove Cheney, Bush and the others and put in the politicians you don't like (for me it would be Mr. Prodi) and there you go...

Yeah, Mr. Prodi SUCKS Europe-wide!

...but you already knew my point of view...
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Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Originally posted by BillBoh1971 BillBoh1971 wrote:

Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Democrats and Republicans can suck Paris Hilton's ass!  


Me like Paris Hilton's ass...

Yea, if you want anal warts.



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Of course this is what I call a joke template.
Remove Cheney, Bush and the others and put in the politicians you don't like (for me it would be Mr. Prodi) and there you go...
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Points: 130 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 12 2005 at 13:18
Originally posted by Scrambled_Eggs Scrambled_Eggs wrote:


'eres another good one:


Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money


I 'ad to even out the scales.



If I remember well, this was a joke by good ol' Winston Churchill, but he generally addressed it to any "communist".
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Originally posted by BillBoh1971 BillBoh1971 wrote:

Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Democrats and Republicans can suck Paris Hilton's ass!  


Me like Paris Hilton's ass...

Yea, if you want anal warts.

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Originally posted by goose goose wrote:

Originally posted by Scrambled_Eggs Scrambled_Eggs wrote:



'eres another good one:


Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money


I 'ad to even out the scales.



Is that Tom Lehrer?

Just how old are you goose? You're going way back with Tom Lehrer. My parents were into him and I'm 48!
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Is that Tom Lehrer?

I 'ave no idea.  I read it on some joke site a while back. 
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Originally posted by King of Loss King of Loss wrote:

Democrats and Republicans can suck Paris Hilton's ass!  


Me like Paris Hilton's ass...
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Originally posted by Scrambled_Eggs Scrambled_Eggs wrote:

'eres another good one:

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money

I 'ad to even out the scales.

Is that Tom Lehrer?
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Democrats and Republicans can suck Paris Hilton's ass!  
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Originally posted by Scrambled_Eggs Scrambled_Eggs wrote:

'eres another good one:

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money

I 'ad to even out the scales.

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'eres another good one:

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money

I 'ad to even out the scales.

And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I
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There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.
I never said I was frightened of dying.
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Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

Originally posted by marktheshark marktheshark wrote:

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."


Perhaps, but it would make the MAJORITY of the voters most unhappy.


Oh yeah. I'm with you there. I'm just being a good un-biased, equal-bashing, politically-correct progger here.
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Originally posted by marktheshark marktheshark wrote:

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and
says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right
now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then,
I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the
window and make 56 million people really happy."

Perhaps, but it would make the MAJORITY of the voters most unhappy.
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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and
says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right
now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then,
I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the
window and make 56 million people really happy."

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