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marktheshark 
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 Topic: Republicans Out The Window
Posted: September 10 2005 at 00:52 |
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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and
says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right
now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then,
I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred
people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the
window and make 56 million people really happy."
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The Miracle
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 00:58 |
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stonebeard
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 00:59 |
but just a bit....
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 01:26 |
and 1/2
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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gdub411
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 01:50 |
 marktheshark wrote:
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and
says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right
now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then,
I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred
people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the
window and make 56 million people really happy."
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Perhaps, but it would make the MAJORITY of the voters most unhappy.
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marktheshark
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Joined: April 24 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 01:58 |
gdub411 wrote:
marktheshark wrote:
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy." |
Perhaps, but it would make the MAJORITY of the voters most unhappy. |
Oh yeah. I'm with you there. I'm just being a good un-biased, equal-bashing, politically-correct progger here.
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Scrambled_Eggs
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 07:40 |
'eres another good one:
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money
I 'ad to even out the scales.
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And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I
don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.
I never said I was frightened of dying.
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Arsillus
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 18:34 |
Scrambled_Eggs wrote:
'eres another good one:
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money
I 'ad to even out the scales.
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King of Loss
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Posted: September 10 2005 at 22:19 |
Democrats and Republicans can suck Paris Hilton's ass! 
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goose
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Posted: September 11 2005 at 15:26 |
Scrambled_Eggs wrote:
'eres another good one:
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money
I 'ad to even out the scales.
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Is that Tom Lehrer?
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BillBoh1971
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Posted: September 11 2005 at 16:36 |
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Scrambled_Eggs
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Posted: September 11 2005 at 17:13 |
goose wrote:
Is that Tom Lehrer?
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I 'ave no idea. I read it on some joke site a while back.
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And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I
don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.
I never said I was frightened of dying.
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marktheshark
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 24 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 1695
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Posted: September 11 2005 at 18:10 |
goose wrote:
Scrambled_Eggs wrote:
'eres another good one:
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money
I 'ad to even out the scales.
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Is that Tom Lehrer? |
Just how old are you goose? You're going way back with Tom Lehrer. My parents were into him and I'm 48!
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King of Loss
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Posted: September 11 2005 at 18:15 |
Yea, if you want anal warts.
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Cygnus X-1
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Posted: September 12 2005 at 13:13 |
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lmollea
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Location: Italy
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Posted: September 12 2005 at 13:18 |
Scrambled_Eggs wrote:
'eres another good one:
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money
I 'ad to even out the scales. |
If I remember well, this was a joke by good ol' Winston Churchill, but he generally addressed it to any "communist".
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Semm che, semm che settà giò in del bar / a cercà l'universo nel bucèer del Cynar
cosmonauti al tavolino cun la sigareta in bùca / che vemm a cambià el mund apena finissum la sambuca
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lmollea
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Posted: September 12 2005 at 13:21 |
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Of course this is what I call a joke template.
Remove Cheney, Bush and the others and put in the politicians you don't like (for me it would be Mr. Prodi) and there you go...
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Semm che, semm che settà giò in del bar / a cercà l'universo nel bucèer del Cynar
cosmonauti al tavolino cun la sigareta in bùca / che vemm a cambià el mund apena finissum la sambuca
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BillBoh1971
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Posted: September 12 2005 at 15:42 |
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BiGi
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Location: Italy
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Posted: September 13 2005 at 03:34 |
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A flower?
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