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progaardvark 
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 Posted: April 07 2023 at 06:36 |
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You know you're getting old when all you do is post gibberish all day long and somebody actually notices.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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chopper
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Posted: April 07 2023 at 03:12 |
I'll just repeat what I said earlier in this thread.
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ProkMan78
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Posted: April 06 2023 at 12:51 |
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You know when you first visited this place in 2007 (but lost the email)
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 04 2023 at 16:25 |
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You know you're getting old when your pants pockets fill up with parentheses and you can fit your airport in a shampoo dispenser.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Archisorcerus
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 16:43 |
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You know you're getting old when you're not daredevilishly bold.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 16:05 |
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You know you're getting old when you're traveling in a spaceship and you're 300 million miles from Jupiter and you still hit it and then your pants fall down.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Cosmiclawnmower
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 14:04 |
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You know you're getting old when you have to get up to pee at least 4 times during the night.. and none of them are particularly successful or satisfying..
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chopper
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 09:01 |
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You know you're getting old when when you read a post in ProgArchives and it has words and punctuation but you have no idea what it means.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 04:31 |
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You know you're getting old when you're putting dot products in the diaper machine and the sediments coming out of your vector tree are aeolian and colloidal.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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I prophesy disaster
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Posted: April 02 2023 at 18:23 |
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I'll start:
You know you're getting old when it's the middle of November and you're still not used to the new year. |
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No, I know how to behave in the restaurant now, I don't tear at the meat with my hands. If I've become a man of the world somehow, that's not necessarily to say I'm a worldly man.
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