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Ozark Soundscape
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Topic: Would YOU date a clown? Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:12
Me thinks no, but maybe option 3.
Polymorphia
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:13
I wouldn't be opposed to it.
AZF
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:29
Well if a woman wanted to dress as a Clown, oh I'd be well up for that!
A Person
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:39
I don't buy enough Faygo to attract one.
Finnforest
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 15:46
Why not.
How about a robot? They're getting more lifelike every day. Let's say in 100 years they have personalities to match the advancements to the physical....like Cylons in BSG. Would you date a goodhearted Cylon?
Vompatti
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:10
ues butt only if it was also a lesbian vampire
Polymorphia
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:17
Vompatti wrote: ues butt only if it was also a lesbian vampire
omg r u a girl
Man With Hat
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:20
only a sex clown
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:33
Polymorphia wrote:
Vompatti wrote: ues butt only if it was also a lesbian vampire
omg r u a girl
if u want me to bee :P
Vompatti
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 16:40
VIDEO
AZF
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 17:45
Well thanks to this thread I went and admitted this on Facebook. And a friend suggested the "fetlife" websitr could come in handy. Honk and furthermore HONK!!
Atavachron
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:13
The makeup? Hell only if they promised to wear the whole outfit in bed; exploding shoes, squirting boutonniere, palm-shocker, everything.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:20
^ some of those seem like euphemisms
Atavachron
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:24
You femisms? Absolutely.
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TeleStrat
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:38
I would never date a clown.
I'm not afraid of them (coulrophobia), I just don't trust them.
Atavachron
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 18:42
Y'know those noses are fake, and I think the hair too.
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Kati
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Posted: April 27 2016 at 20:47
I probably feel very attractive to most Monty Python's cast :)
love them!
too much!
xxxx
someone_else
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 04:15
I'd say No. I don't date.
twseel
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 04:55
Voted for reasons. Is it possible they're only clowns temporarily?
zappaholic
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Posted: April 28 2016 at 06:45
I have a friend who periodically works as a clown (for charity events and what not), but she's married.
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