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Ricochet
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 11:47 |
Dragon Phoenix wrote:
CAMEL - Nude (1981) Review (Permanent link) by Erik Neuteboom @ 7:18:28 AM EST, 8/7/2005 SPECIAL COLLABORATION
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What a beautiful album and what a stunning story about that Japanese
soldier! All songs sound very pleasant and melodic featuring some very
warm vocals and inspired soli on guitar from Andy 'Mr. plastic face'
Latimer. Mel Collins on saxophone and Duncan Mackay on keyboards
deliver a great contribution to this album and Herbie Flowers (I have
seen this funny man a few times with SKY) is on the list of guest
musicians. Highlights are "Captured" and "Lies" but this whole album is
serie of good songs, sometimes a bit polished but in general I like
this album because of its warm atmosphere.
Not so much an abuse, as (I think) a simple mistake. The one star rating is not at all in agreement with the text. |
  A masterpiece rated with 1 star... 
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Dragon Phoenix
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 11:47 |
CAMEL - Nude (1981) Review (Permanent link) by Erik Neuteboom @ 7:18:28 AM EST, 8/7/2005 SPECIAL COLLABORATION
 — What a beautiful album and what a stunning story about that Japanese soldier! All songs sound very pleasant and melodic featuring some very warm vocals and inspired soli on guitar from Andy 'Mr. plastic face' Latimer. Mel Collins on saxophone and Duncan Mackay on keyboards deliver a great contribution to this album and Herbie Flowers (I have seen this funny man a few times with SKY) is on the list of guest musicians. Highlights are "Captured" and "Lies" but this whole album is serie of good songs, sometimes a bit polished but in general I like this album because of its warm atmosphere.
Not so much an abuse, as (I think) a simple mistake. The one star rating is not at all in agreement with the text.
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Blog this:
http://artrock2006.blogspot.com
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 07:53 |
Noted Seyo (probably the first time in a year anyone's read that one!  )
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Seyo
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 07:11 |
GURU GURU Der Elektrolurch
Review (Permanent link) by adilson bian @ 10:55:45 AM EST, 6/8/2004
— . . . . . . since 70"s GURU GURU is the best . . . . . . desde os anos 70 GURU GURU é o melhor. . . I like the german rock scene complete, wait answer short. karthago, amon dull, jane, van der graaf, curved air, soft machine, gong,henry cow,tangerine deamcan,gentle, giant,emerson lake palmer, focus, alan parsons,ufa!!! bye...............
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 17:43 |
Tony R wrote:
Expunge this one please Mr Roper.....
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That's Groper to you.
Oops, what a give away!
(Consider it done )
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Tony R
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 16:45 |

How about this one:
This one is a mock-up of a translated review:
RUSH Feedback (EP) Review (Permanent link) by Rooibos @ 4:48:05 PM EST, 10/10/2004
 — Dees album being faut the makers of lists only.The sounds usually created by instrumentation is of mean worth. An unanointed user of the organ of hearing will not like much this opus.It is not like the Cream or Yardbirds in similarity only.I can the two points of the light give it.
No translation tool would translate star as "point of light! nor ears as "the organ of hearing"
"It is "not like"......in similarity only"....c'mon!!!!!!!
Besides "Rooibos" was/is my brother!
So I know his English is fine.
Expunge this one please Mr Roper.....
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 15:34 |
Tony's only upset with this one because he doesn't like the album, and thus his secret affections for Sir Clifford are revealed.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 14:45 |
Tony R wrote:
I've alreadt Pm'd Easy about this one:
JEFF WAYNE The War Of The Worlds Review (Permanent link) by fred @ 1:09:09 PM EST, 3/4/2005
 — if you dont like this album of perfectly concocted music you must be a very sad t**ser who is a lazy stuck up person who needs to stop loving cliff richard and have a good listen to this masterpiece
My own personal view of this album is that it is ideally suited to Cliff Richard fans..especially people who give it 5 stars. 
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Yes its terrible...........another review under 50 words. Bastard, hangings to good for him!
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Tony R
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 14:33 |
I've alreadt Pm'd Easy about this one:
JEFF WAYNE The War Of The Worlds Review (Permanent link) by fred @ 1:09:09 PM EST, 3/4/2005
 — if you dont like this album of perfectly concocted music you must be a very sad t**ser who is a lazy stuck up person who needs to stop loving cliff richard and have a good listen to this masterpiece
My own personal view of this album is that it is ideally suited to Cliff Richard fans..especially people who give it 5 stars. 
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Bj-1
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Posted: August 04 2005 at 18:15 |
Hangedman wrote:
fandango wrote:
Review by w 7:50:08 AM EST, 5/23/2005
 — sgdgsdghd wery wr r ry ry ryreh herjttr ruiuititu tyuityi rhdg sdgyui ruyutrr rtjht tuj hrj tutru fdtrg iryiu hy rurei ertru df y htgjglhj riuhyieru t6 rj ymktykltul yim tyyikt tktit i mt ukt ytyotuouoyuop
This review of Eloy's 'Colours' was most enlightening...!
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that should be removed immediatly, clearly its only 38 words thats 12 under the minimum!!! 
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Hangedman
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Posted: August 03 2005 at 19:15 |
fandango wrote:
Review by w 7:50:08 AM EST, 5/23/2005
 — sgdgsdghd wery wr r ry ry ryreh herjttr ruiuititu tyuityi rhdg sdgyui ruyutrr rtjht tuj hrj tutru fdtrg iryiu hy rurei ertru df y htgjglhj riuhyieru t6 rj ymktykltul yim tyyikt tktit i mt ukt ytyotuouoyuop
This review of Eloy's 'Colours' was most enlightening...!
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that should be removed immediatly, clearly its only 38 words thats 12 under the minimum!!! 
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 03 2005 at 15:08 |
Don't you speak gibberish then Fandango?
I'll deal with it!
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Jared
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Posted: August 03 2005 at 09:44 |
Review by w 7:50:08 AM EST, 5/23/2005
 — sgdgsdghd wery wr r ry ry ryreh herjttr ruiuititu tyuityi rhdg sdgyui ruyutrr rtjht tuj hrj tutru fdtrg iryiu hy rurei ertru df y htgjglhj riuhyieru t6 rj ymktykltul yim tyyikt tktit i mt ukt ytyotuouoyuop
This review of Eloy's 'Colours' was most enlightening...!
Edited by fandango
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 15:52 |
Easy Livin wrote:
Don't think so, he says "every 5 star review I do.."
I think he's just saying he's not just reviewing his favourites.
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You're right ...
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 15:39 |
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
TRANSATLANTIC - SMPTe (2000) Review (Permanent link) by Darin Vazquez @ 1:11:14 AM EST, 8/2/2005
 — Well for every 5 star review I do I try to balance it with a 2 or 3 star review (let's face it, you have to look hard to find a 1 or 2 star prog album). So I am led to review the first Transatlantic album. So many stars, so much promise here, and they almost did it. The album is brilliant, inconsistent, and fulfils and disappoints at the same time. The first song is brilliant. Surprising is Pete's amazing bass playing, and Mike's ability to play symph prog. Neil's writing is up to his usual (at the time) standard, and Roine takes a low profile sideman role here, though he also sounds great. But, unfortunately it's all downhill from here. We are treated to a few throwaways (think Spock's Beard and Flower Kings weaker tunes), and a totally pointless cover. In this case it is the brilliant "In Held T'was in I" by Procal Harum, a brilliant proto-prog item, the cover of which adds nothing and if fact subtracts from the absolutely brilliant and ground-breaking (should I say genre-inventing) original. If you want to hear this song in all its glory, get the reissue of their "Shine on Brightly" and don't look back. I'll go with 3 stars here because "All of the Above" really is great.
It really seems that although he says a lot about the album, his initial motivation for writing the review is to counterbalance 5 star reviews.
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Don't think so, he says "every 5 star review I do.."
I think he's just saying he's not just reviewing his favourites.
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Fitzcarraldo
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 07:52 |
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
TRANSATLANTIC - SMPTe (2000) Review (Permanent link) by Darin Vazquez @ 1:11:14 AM EST, 8/2/2005
 — Well for every 5 star review I do I try to balance it with a 2 or 3 star review (let's face it, you have to look hard to find a 1 or 2 star prog album). So I am led to review the first Transatlantic album. So many stars, so much promise here, and they almost did it. The album is brilliant, inconsistent, and fulfils and disappoints at the same time. The first song is brilliant. Surprising is Pete's amazing bass playing, and Mike's ability to play symph prog. Neil's writing is up to his usual (at the time) standard, and Roine takes a low profile sideman role here, though he also sounds great. But, unfortunately it's all downhill from here. We are treated to a few throwaways (think Spock's Beard and Flower Kings weaker tunes), and a totally pointless cover. In this case it is the brilliant "In Held T'was in I" by Procal Harum, a brilliant proto-prog item, the cover of which adds nothing and if fact subtracts from the absolutely brilliant and ground-breaking (should I say genre-inventing) original. If you want to hear this song in all its glory, get the reissue of their "Shine on Brightly" and don't look back. I'll go with 3 stars here because "All of the Above" really is great.
It really seems that although he says a lot about the album, his initial motivation for writing the review is to counterbalance 5 star reviews.
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I think it's OK; the first sentence is just inoffensive preamble.
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spectral
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 07:08 |
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
I'm not saying that it is inappropriate, I just posted it because the introduction to the review annoyed me, and to see what you all think of it.
Regarding SMPTe: IMO he's mostly right, but the cover of In Held (T'was I) is great - I guess this is a really subjective matter. The two other tracks apart from the stunning All of the Above might be considered filler by people who don't like a mix of Beatles, Flower Kings and Spock's Beard ... it's up to you.
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I'll definitely check them out then. but perhaps skip past the ones that are like the beatles etc.!
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"...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine."
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:52 |
I'm not saying that it is inappropriate, I just posted it because the introduction to the review annoyed me, and to see what you all think of it.
Regarding SMPTe: IMO he's mostly right, but the cover of In Held (T'was I) is great - I guess this is a really subjective matter. The two other tracks apart from the stunning All of the Above might be considered filler by people who don't like a mix of Beatles, Flower Kings and Spock's Beard ... it's up to you.
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spectral
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:46 |
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
TRANSATLANTIC - SMPTe (2000) Review (Permanent link) by Darin Vazquez @ 1:11:14 AM EST, 8/2/2005
 — Well for every 5 star review I do I try to balance it with a 2 or 3 star review (let's face it, you have to look hard to find a 1 or 2 star prog album). So I am led to review the first Transatlantic album. So many stars, so much promise here, and they almost did it. The album is brilliant, inconsistent, and fulfils and disappoints at the same time. The first song is brilliant. Surprising is Pete's amazing bass playing, and Mike's ability to play symph prog. Neil's writing is up to his usual (at the time) standard, and Roine takes a low profile sideman role here, though he also sounds great. But, unfortunately it's all downhill from here. We are treated to a few throwaways (think Spock's Beard and Flower Kings weaker tunes), and a totally pointless cover. In this case it is the brilliant "In Held T'was in I" by Procal Harum, a brilliant proto-prog item, the cover of which adds nothing and if fact subtracts from the absolutely brilliant and ground-breaking (should I say genre-inventing) original. If you want to hear this song in all its glory, get the reissue of their "Shine on Brightly" and don't look back. I'll go with 3 stars here because "All of the Above" really is great.
It really seems that although he says a lot about the album, his initial motivation for writing the review is to counterbalance 5 star reviews.
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I disagree that it is inappropriate though. his motivation for reviewing the album is to review something he considers mediocre. he gives a balanced view of the record and in my opinion, it helps me to decide whether to listen to it or not. In fact, I don't own any SMPTe records, but was thinking of getting Transatlantic. After reading this review, I'm inclined to go check out some MP3s first. IMO, he's fulfilled the requirements of the review.
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"...misty halos made visible by the spectral illumination of moonshine."
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:25 |
TRANSATLANTIC - SMPTe (2000) Review (Permanent link) by Darin Vazquez @ 1:11:14 AM EST, 8/2/2005
 — Well for every 5 star review I do I try to balance it with a 2 or 3 star review (let's face it, you have to look hard to find a 1 or 2 star prog album). So I am led to review the first Transatlantic album. So many stars, so much promise here, and they almost did it. The album is brilliant, inconsistent, and fulfils and disappoints at the same time. The first song is brilliant. Surprising is Pete's amazing bass playing, and Mike's ability to play symph prog. Neil's writing is up to his usual (at the time) standard, and Roine takes a low profile sideman role here, though he also sounds great. But, unfortunately it's all downhill from here. We are treated to a few throwaways (think Spock's Beard and Flower Kings weaker tunes), and a totally pointless cover. In this case it is the brilliant "In Held T'was in I" by Procal Harum, a brilliant proto-prog item, the cover of which adds nothing and if fact subtracts from the absolutely brilliant and ground-breaking (should I say genre-inventing) original. If you want to hear this song in all its glory, get the reissue of their "Shine on Brightly" and don't look back. I'll go with 3 stars here because "All of the Above" really is great.
It really seems that although he says a lot about the album, his initial motivation for writing the review is to counterbalance 5 star reviews.
Edited by MikeEnRegalia
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