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chopper
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 11:26 |
I feel a spot of digging coming on. How much are diggers on eBay?
"I'm just popping out into the garden dear to do a spot of digging. I won't be long".
This guy had been going 13 hours a day for 8 months!!!
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Jared
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 11:37 |
^^^ I really MUST start buying 'The Sun'....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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chopper
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 11:53 |
Yes, it's full of the important news of the day, such as this man and his digger.
And you get to find out what Keeley thinks about John Terry's accident during the Carling Cup Final.
Not to mention a look at her...
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 12:43 |
chopper wrote:
A Stephen Lynch of Coventry decided to build himself a shed in his back garden, then got a bit ambitious and went for a couple of "big outbuildings" with basements (!) So far he has removed 40 wagon loads of earth and has left a hole 40 foot long, 30 foot wide and 6.5 ft deep. He now faces a bill of £50,000 as the council have forced him to fill it in |
This man is a Grey Room God! This is a news item worth reporting - thank the gods for quality British journalism.
Chopper (a man I used to respect until I discovered his newspaper of choice) wrote:
See page 25 of today's Sun |
Ah!
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chopper
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 14:05 |
Obviously I never buy The Sun, I just read other peoples.
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Jared
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 15:47 |
chopper wrote:
Yes, it's full of the important news of the day, such as this man and his digger.
And you get to find out what Keeley thinks about John Terry's accident during the Carling Cup Final.
Not to mention a look at her... |
who's Keeley?? 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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chopper
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:10 |
Sadly I can't post pictures of her here. Have a look at www.keeleyhazell.com.
Edited by chopper - February 26 2007 at 16:10
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glass house
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:16 |
I found loads of pics of her, but I'm not gonna post them either  .
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progismylife
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:21 |
chopper wrote:
Sadly I can't post pictures of her here. Have a look at www.keeleyhazell.com.
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You could have given some of us a warning!  I mean I do visit this wonderful thread to see what you cool older people are up to and I get this!  Now I'll have to delete my history in the hopes my parents don't check it!   I'm shocked by this atrocious behaviour.
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chopper
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:25 |
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progismylife
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:28 |
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progismylife
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:30 |
To young to be in here, eh?  Pffff yeah your right
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chopper
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:43 |
Isn't it past your bedtime?
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progismylife
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 16:46 |
No I don't have school for 2 weeks so I nullify my bedtime.
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Neil
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Posted: February 26 2007 at 18:44 |
chopper wrote:
Sadly I can't post pictures of her here. Have a look at www.keeleyhazell.com. |
I see that Amazon are advertising a USED copy of her calendar  Will the pages still turn? 
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When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Jared
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 02:44 |
Heavyfreight wrote:
chopper wrote:
Sadly I can't post pictures of her here. Have a look at www.keeleyhazell.com. |
I see that Amazon are advertising a USED copy of her calendar  Will the pages still turn?  |
I'm assuming she must be John Terry's girlfriend?? hence, a WAG?? Now there's a recommendation for someone... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 03:16 |
progismylife wrote:
To young to be in here, eh? Pffff yeah your right
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I think you mean "To o young to be in here" and "Pfff! Yeah, you're right"
OK, youngster, you say you're away from school for two weeks? I suggest you go & sit in that corner over there - no, not that one, that one smells of wee - and do your homework with particular emphasis on grammar and punctuation.
When done, a nominated member of The Grey Room will check your work, give you a beaker of orange squash and a biscuit, then escort you back to the Velvet Room.
 
Edited by Jim Garten - February 27 2007 at 03:17
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progismylife
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 07:56 |
Someone popped in to the Velvet Room to say there was ice cream! There wasn't any!  How could you be so cruel to us young ones? *sees glare from Jim* I'll get started on that work Mr. Garten. *runs outside to play* 
Edited by progismylife - February 27 2007 at 07:57
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 08:01 |
Work first then ice cream.
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chopper
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Posted: February 27 2007 at 08:05 |
Heavyfreight wrote:
chopper wrote:
Sadly I can't post pictures of her here. Have a look at www.keeleyhazell.com. |
I see that Amazon are advertising a USED copy of her calendar  Will the pages still turn?  |
That's disgusting. 
but funny. 
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